[Warlock]

Originally posted by an0n
Clifford the Big Red Dog, now there's an evil mofo. He's like 30ft tall, has 8ft teeth and is blood-red.

LMAO!

[Todd]

Its Sopot from Red Faction 2.

[heretic]

we're PC gamers, we wouldn't know that

[Shrike]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Or Ghengis Khan in the modern day.

Did you know Stalin was known to his party as 'Genghis Khan with a telephone'?  He found the comparison amusing.

[Vertigo1]

Officer (Crais): Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the rights to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call. I recommend Tracey 976 triple 5 love. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you? Well do you? Punk?
John: No.
Officer (Crais): Then I can't arrest you! *hits John on the forehead with the car door*

Or better yet!

Officer (Crais): (holding dog)I like your style hombre but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer, theft of police property, illegal possession of a firearm, five counts of attempted murder. That comes to $29.40. Cash, check or credit card? Toto (walks out).

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Originally posted by heretic
we're PC gamers, we wouldn't know that

Indeed, we'll have none of this console heathenism.