Author Topic: Talk about irony...  (Read 2081 times)

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Have I got a story for you guys...

I just purchased "The 'Mech Collection", a box set of MechWarrior 4, Black Knight, and Mech Commander 2.  That afternoon, i also came down with a flu.  After dragging myself through buying groceries, i fnally got out to my vehicle.  Then it promtly started to rain as i was loading the bags, needless to say i wasn't in a good mood.  After i got in the truck a few drops hit the wind-shield, then a downpour.  Realizing that the box was not plastic wrapped (damn smaller boxes), quickly hopped out and closed the door in my finger.  After screaming a slew of not-so-nice words, digging arround for the box and driving home, i find that everything above the middle knuckle is crushed and im going to lose the nail.

The Irony: I cant play the games i bought because i hurts too much to grip my joystick.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Irony woulda been hydroplaning into your house and destroying your computer

 

Offline aldo_14

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*winces*

Although it's not the worst thing I've heard / seen in me life.....

 

Offline silverwolf

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ouch at least your dads not in th hospital dieng but he doesn't know it because they keep him knocked out like a dead fish

 

Offline vyper

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Originally posted by silverwolf
ouch at least your dads not in th hospital dieng but he doesn't know it because they keep him knocked out like a dead fish


Are we to assume you are party to this tragic situation? :confused:
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Offline silverwolf

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yah thats bascly my dads life atm

 

Offline Turnsky

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yeesh, that aint good.
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Offline Styxx

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Bunch o' whiners...


:p
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Offline Stunaep

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meh.... so I'm sorry for you.
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Offline ZylonBane

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Not ironic.

Irony would have been if the Mech Collection had somehow directly contributed to your being unable to play it. Or if your computer had been stepped on by a giant robot.
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Offline Shrike

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I'd have paid money to see demon's computer stepped on by a giant robot.
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Offline Solatar

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nail's falling off don't look to good. I knocked my sis's off with a tree limb once....:D

EDIT: but it does turn millions of different colors before turning black and falling off.

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Seriously.

Broke my big toe a year and a week ago playing basketball and it just normaled out color and started growing again like a month or two ago. Hurt like hell when I'd try to walk for the first two months..
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Offline Solatar

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I've broken my toe also. You ever had a 2 ton horse step on your foot?:(

 
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I'd have paid money to see demon's computer stepped on by a giant robot.


So would I, I hate this piece-'o-****.  I'm glad im getting a new MB and case soon.
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Offline Nico

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Originally posted by Hades
I've broken my toe also. You ever had a 2 ton horse step on your foot?:(


nope, coz as far as I know horses never weighted 2 tons :p
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Offline Styxx

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Originally posted by Shrike
I'd have paid money to see demon's computer stepped on by a giant robot.


Ditto.

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