Brothers! For years have we resided in this vaunted sanctum, this city on a hill, in peace. But on this day, I say to you, our home this forum stands threatened by a grave danger. You know that of which I speak...
The R!
This cowardly, evil letter has invaded our most sacred institutions, taking over our banks, our schools, even our alphabet!
So now I say unto you, enough is enough! It's time to fight back, to put the R and its perfidious sympathizers back in their place, to regain the glory that was once ours! Anyone whose name begins with an R, is the enemy! TO THE FRONT!
WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIND HERE, YOU "R"-FLASHIN' BASTARDS!!! GET OUT!
