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Offline Sandwich

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on: March 23, 2004, 10:28:49 am
It's embarassing to laugh about it, but the curtness of the article was what got me.

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Offline Janos

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Reply #1 on: March 23, 2004, 10:48:09 am
"Don't use the R-word around here, prefer the term 'surprise sex'."
lol wtf
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #2 on: March 23, 2004, 11:13:54 am
Boy, what an article.
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Offline Ashrak

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Reply #3 on: March 23, 2004, 11:21:40 am
ROFL ... erm if he was raped ... how could he get it up? :p
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #4 on: March 23, 2004, 11:24:09 am
He could have been drugged. Hate to think what that new Cialis would do to a man...
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #5 on: March 23, 2004, 11:26:29 am
Rohypnol and Viagra. The perfect mix.
 

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Reply #6 on: March 23, 2004, 11:28:27 am
Great, now I have to look out for the White Van and the White Miatta on my way home from school everyday.
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Offline Nico

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Reply #7 on: March 23, 2004, 01:24:10 pm
I wanna be raped too ( by a nice looking chick, of course :doubt: ).
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Offline Lonestar

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Reply #8 on: March 23, 2004, 01:31:08 pm
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ROFL ... erm if he was raped ... how could he get it up? :p


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Reply #9 on: March 23, 2004, 02:16:04 pm
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"Don't use the R-word around here, prefer the term 'surprise sex'."

R-word as a Retard? :) Well, this guy is R  for sure to go on telling on his giRlfRiend 'cos she Raped him :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Reply #10 on: March 23, 2004, 02:18:33 pm
Obviously some people have a lack of understanding of male physological response AND a lack of imagination.

If she forces you to go down on her, its rape. No penis involved. Further, its not difficult to induce an erection OR orgasm against someone's will. Ask any S&M subby male.
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Reply #11 on: March 25, 2004, 06:06:16 am
Well, talk about in-your-face. Very curt indeed. ;)
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