A wonderful Life: The Rise and Fall of Teuvo Anttila
I was in fits and tears doing this guys life. I mean hell, never have I seen such a rise and fall as this guy. and just watch at age 28 everything just goes down hill from then on. Poor guy.
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0 years old
I was born a boy in the town of Helsinki in Finland's Uusimaa
Province.
My parents have named me Teuvo. My surname is Anttila.
My mother, Uolevi, is 22 and my father, Ylermi, is 25. I have
a sister, Mira, who is 2.
From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for
extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength,
extraordinary physical endurance and extraordinary good
looks.
My sister Mira has had measles.
1 year old
Sister Sinikka born.
5 years old
My sister Mira has asthma.
6 years old
Began school.
My sister Sinikka began school.
13 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
14 years old
My sister's girlfriend Erkka began college.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister's
girlfriend Erkka has been placed on academic probation.
15 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Aina Carpelan.
We've begun seeing each other.
Aina and I are now engaged!.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Son Panu born.
17 years old
Aina Carpelan and I got married this year.
Moved away from home.
18 years old
Receiving public assistance.
Decided to vandalize some property.
Caught vandalizing.
Sentenced to one year of probation.
Graduated from secondary school.
Began college.
My wife Aina has graduated from secondary school.
My wife Aina began college.
19 years old
Decided to steal.
Stole goods worth 23_464 euros.
Took up smoking.
My sister Sinikka has been placed on academic probation.
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My sister Sinikka has been expelled from vocational school.
21 years old
My sister Mira has moved out on her own.
My sister Sinikka has given up drugs.
My son Panu began school.
22 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Criminal Justice.
Began graduate school.
My sister Sinikka has been expelled from college.
23 years old
My wife Aina has been placed on academic probation.
24 years old
Decided to steal.
Stole goods worth 13_883 euros.
26 years old
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree
in Law.
I've become addicted to drugs.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a business person.
Inducted into the military.
27 years old
Receiving public assistance.
28 years old
Began work as a lawyer.
Receiving public assistance.
Decided to use my job illegally to make money.
Caught illegally getting extra money from work.
Sentenced to 5 years in prison.
My mother has ovarian cancer.
29 years old
My mother has died at age 52 from ovarian cancer.
My father has become an alcoholic.
32 years old
I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent
injuries.
My sister Sinikka has given up drugs.
33 years old
Released from prison.
Inducted into the military.
My sister's boyfriend Teuvo has become an alcoholic.
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Left the military.
Began work as a doctor.
36 years old
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
My father has given up drinking.
Panu has left my family.
39 years old
I've become an alcoholic.
My son Panu has moved out on his own.
40 years old
I have been assaulted and suffered an injured spinal cord.
The injury has resulted in paralysis.
Decided not to give money to charity.
My sister's girlfriend Senja has died at age 49 from multiple
sclerosis.
42 years old
Gave up drugs.
43 years old
My father has colon cancer.
44 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident and suffered
an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
46 years old
My father has died at age 72 from colon cancer.
Inherited money from my parents. (1.2 Million Euros)
47 years old
My sister's boyfriend Teuvo has given up drinking.
49 years old
Retired.
53 years old
Gave up drinking.
54 years old
60 years old
I've become addicted to drugs.
My sister Sinikka has uterine cancer.
63 years old
Took a fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury
has resulted in paralysis.
My sister Sinikka died from an infection.
64 years old
My sister Mira has died at age 67 from an asthma attack.
65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
I've become an alcoholic.
66 years old
Gave up drugs.
(His wife also became clinically senile while being a secondary school teacher)
67 years old
My son Panu has esophagus cancer.
My son Panu's wife Tuovi has diabetes.
68 years old
Gave up drinking.
I have lung cancer.
69 years old
I died from an infection.
