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Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Drew


:wtf:
fast?


Relatively, if you're on a road where deer are available to be hit.
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Offline Genryu

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Well, it was the first time I saw or heard of a deer here, in my defence.
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Offline J3Vr6

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Daaaaamn, the only thing I've ever run over was a possum at night, and that was right outside my highschool.  Little bugger freezes in my headlights and just sits there on the road.  I swerve to go around him and the poophead decides to go in that direction, causing a nice little "THUMP" as the steel bumper on my old Chrystler 5th Avenue crushes his skull.

Next morning, I'm driving to school and by then hundreds of students have been dropped off.  That possum looked like a pancake with its period.
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It's the moose you really have to worry about, they're huge! No moose around where I live, mostly racoons and the odd skunk which really stink once pancaked.
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Offline JR2000Z

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Texas is the best state that I've been in of that has enough open roads to race drive without traffic.

I'm actually in Houston/Dallas right now for vacation. I didn't bring my car with me.
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