HOMER
Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me, the most beloved man in Springfield.
MOE
Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither.
HOMER
No, I won't accept that.
MOE
Nah, it's true. I got their names written down right here on what I call my, uh, "enemies list."
Moe reaches under the bar and brings out a piece of paper. Barney reads it.
BARNEY
Jane Fonda, Daniel Shore, Jack Anderson... hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.
MOE
Okay, gimme that, gimme it back. (writes on the paper) Barney Gumble.
