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Offline Carl

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What the **** is Jabba the Hutt?
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Originally posted by Cyker
Hey, don't dis the Ewoks!
They managed to take down an entire garrison of Stormtroopers, who had ATSTs an speeder bikes, using only rocks and ****!


yeah, good to know that the emipre builds their AT-ST walkers out of materials that can smashed by two logs swinging on vines. even cheap aluminum can take more punishment than that. Those imperial engineers must have gotten force-choked for that one.
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Offline Knight Templar

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What the **** is Jabba the Hutt?
Christ, for a bunch of nerds, you guys scare me with your lack of solid Star Wars knowledge.

Jabba is a Hutt, his father is Zorba. They all go by their name, and then "the Hutt." They migrated from their planet after they royally ****ed it through polition or something to their current home planet, Nal Hutta (IIRC). The Hutts are a race, and they actually control a good portion of space (Hutt Space, incidentally) and have various crime rings and organizations. They live to be 900 years old or so.
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Offline aldo_14

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What the **** is Jabba the Hutt?
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Originally posted by Flipside
Empire, you get to wear cool uniforms and blow stuff up :D

Apparently Stormtroopers get all the girls ;)


If they're all clones, that might cause a fair bit of confusion on a lively Saturday night........

 

Offline Knight Templar

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What the **** is Jabba the Hutt?
Stormtroopers ain't all clones. Not the ones in the original trilogy at least.
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Offline Lt.Cannonfodder

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What the **** is Jabba the Hutt?
Jabba Desilijic Tiure
   
one of the galaxy's most infamous crimelords, Jabba was a slug-like Hutt. He was sired by Zorba the Hutt on the planet Nal Hutta, about 600 years before he set up shop on Tatooine. Like most Hutts, Jabba had a huge, bloated body which must be moved on repulsorlift devices. This made Jabba appear immobile and defenseless, but he was also highly resourceful and cunning. During his early years as a thief and smuggler, Jabba worked with Ephant Mon, and once saved Ephant's life during an Imperial raid. When his father was imprisoned for improper business conduct, Jabba became the heir apparent to the Desilijic leader, Jiliac. They worked trielessly to expand Desilijic's horizon, but Jiliac's untimely pregnancy stalled Jabba's ambitions.

When Durga the Hutt challenged Jiliac to combat under the Old Law, Jabba used the opportunity to assassinate Jiliac's offspring just as the old Hutt was killed by Durga. Jabba the assumed control of Desilijic. At the height of the New Order, Jabba had become the Outer Rim's most notorious crime lords, controlling most of the smuggling, spice shipments, loan sharking, and murders in that territory. He was a major player in the illegal movement of glitterstim spice, and was constantly in powerplays with Moruth Doole over command of the market. During the years leading up to the Battle of Naboo, Jabba was one of many entitied that funded the arming of the Trade Federation's droid armies. Jabba had a working relationship with Han Solo, which centered around the delivery of smuggled spice from Kessel. When Han had to dump a shipment and escape from the Imperials, he could not repay Jabba, and so Jabba placed a death mark on Solo's head. Jabba employed his own set of bounty hunters to find Solo, thus keeping most of the reward money in-house. It was also during this time that Jabba funded Bria Tharen's raids on Ylesia, in an effort to eliminate the Besadii kajidic's spice factories there. When Boba Fett returned Solo to Jabba, in a block of frozen carbonite, Jabba was ecstatic, and had the frozen Solo hung as a wall decoration. This capture of Solo led to a reprisal from Solo's new-found friends on the Alliance, and Jabba was killed when he tried to have Solo and Luke Skywalker put to death in the belly of the Sarlacc which resided in the Great Pit of Carkoon. Luke used the Force and a little luck to rescue Han, while Princess Leia strangled Jabba with the chain he kept linked around her neck. Following Jabba's demise, no one could find his will, and his palace was left empty. It was overrun with Ranats, until Zorba the Hutt returned to take ownership of it and Jabba's other possessions. At his largest, Jabba measured 3.9 meters in length. Jabba was voiced by Larry Ward in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi.

Got that from here:
http://www1.theforce.net/cuswe/search.asp?search=Jabba

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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What the **** is Jabba the Hutt?
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Originally posted by Liberator
I don't know, that one Twi'lek Jedi in Episode 2 kicked ass.  Bib was not a prime example of his species.

No no. I meant "suck dick" quite literally, except in the case of Bib Fortuna, whose undying devotion to Jabba could be metaphorically described as "sucking dick."
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Offline Flipside

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What the **** is Jabba the Hutt?
Ok, just have to point out one iddy biddy inconsistency there, which is that Jabba saved Ephant Mon's life during his early years from an Imperial raid. But I thought the Empire only lasted 20-30 years at best?

Just me nit-picking ;)