[an0n]

Bwuahaha!

Brick Tamland: "I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation."
Brian Fantana: "Well that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears!"

[an0n]

"I think my son is just going through a phase. I have no idea where he would have gotten hold of German pornography."

[Night Hammer]

haha Brick:"I pooped a hammer"
"I ate a lava lamp, it wasnt lava":lol:

[Night Hammer]

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded. "

[aldo_14]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes

[an0n]

Cheater.

[Night Hammer]

haha, such a good movie

[an0n]

Baxter talking to the Kodiak was by far the best bit of the film.

[demon442]

I disagree, the 'news-team fight scene' was some of the best stuff in the entire movie.  Of course, the movie sucked, save for a few moments.  The erection was also funny.

[Night Hammer]

i disagree with both of you. I like on the bridge with Jack Black myself

[an0n]

Brick and Ron after the fight was awesome:

Brick Tamland : Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy : I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland : Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy : Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

[adwight]

Originally posted by Night Hammer
i disagree with both of you. I like on the bridge with Jack Black myself

That was by FAR the best part.   I've never laughed so hard.  That's the way I roll...