The welcome speech:
Welcome to the Hard Light Productions facility. Current topside temperature is -200 Degrees Centrigrade. Currently enroute to the primary forum facility.
For your own safety, please keep all limbs inside the tram. In case of emergency, plasma beam rifles are kept in the lockers up front, but these can only be opened by [v], an Admin, or a hyper-intelligent shade of the color blue. The entrance to the driver's cabin is gaurded by sub-spatial claymore mines, so don't go there! In case you end up going through the vents there is a good chance you'll encounter Carl the shivan. Just give him your lunch and you'll be fine, otherwise be assured you'll have a quick and relatively painless death.
Do not mention FS3, or repeat the name Derek Smart more than two times. Either of these actions will result in painful fates. Karajoma's FAQ and the FSDoc Wiki are your best friends. Ph34r Bosch and don't try to figure out the mystery of hte shivans - it'll just make your mind explode. If you see a
dude, consider yourself blessed.
Please wait for the guard to open the Tram. Ignore the blatantly large gun at his hip, and instead look straight forwards whilst we pickpocket your wallets and pockets.
Welcome to HLP, and have a safe and productive day!
