[vyper]

http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=VAMYHWPVX5RTMCRBAELCFFA?type=internetNews&storyID=7141728

[Carl]

" Alright John, now about those contracts, I need them in by monday, and---oh, crap. I'll have to call you back, John. I just sprouted a fin."

[an0n]

I told you so......

[Knight Templar]

Looks like my idea for lead covered cases now has a market.

[an0n]

Not really. They'd stop the phones working and would be about half as effective as simply turning your phone off.

And then there's the matter of the masts and their ambient microwave emissions.

[Taristin]

So... if I use my phone more, can I grow that tail I always wanted?

[.::Tin Can::.]

They didnt actually even use the phones though. They used "electomagnetic waves found in phones", so basically they are just kind of testing the waters.

[Clave]

The waters that you may be swimming through with your new gills and fins....

[vyper]

I wouldn't mind gills... you'd never have to worry about drowning. Imagine going diving?!

Erm, anyway. I'm more concerned that my lungs may have become capable of processing methane as pure energy or something since I usually carry my phone in my coat pocket.

[Clave]

Who knows what may happen in the future?  There might be benefit concerts held for 'Victims of phone radiation'......

[an0n]

I think CRT-Victims would get a concert first.

They could Pudsey-up Tux - give him an two eye patches and some radiation burns to the face - and have him as the mascot.

[beatspete]

Well I usually have my phone in my front pocket, right next to my....

[aldo_14]

"Hi darling; wait till you see what I just grew!"