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Offline Corsair

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Jury Pool from Hell
on: January 18, 2005, 09:14:32 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/01/18/shallow.jury.pool.ap/index.html

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Right after jury selection began last week, one man got up and left, announcing, "I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite."

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Another would-be juror said he had had alcohol problems and was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer. "I should have known something was up," he said. "She had all her teeth."
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline an0n

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Jury Pool from Hell
Reply #1 on: January 18, 2005, 09:17:45 pm
Whatthe****!?!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Liberator

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Jury Pool from Hell
Reply #2 on: January 19, 2005, 12:19:30 am
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Another would-be juror said he had had alcohol problems and was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer. "I should have known something was up," he said. "She had all her teeth."


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the funniest thing I've read all week.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline oohal

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Jury Pool from Hell
Reply #3 on: January 19, 2005, 12:27:59 am
:lol: :lol: :lol:  funnist thing i've read this week
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Offline Nuke

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Jury Pool from Hell
Reply #4 on: January 19, 2005, 12:37:01 am
eplainns why i never get called in for jury duty.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #5 on: January 19, 2005, 12:37:29 am
Funnier, that it got an article in CNN.
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