[achtung]

Originally posted by Ghost
Yes, I'm sure. Church or whatever the **** is a moron. So are all the rest of the people... trust me, it's even worse when you're constantly surrounded by dumbasses that quote it EVERY ****ING DAY.

I thought caboose was the moron.

[Anaz]

"Dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!"

[Setekh]

Originally posted by Bobboau
"shotgun's lap!"

I love that one too.

"Who wants to help me stretch my hammies?"
"No one's falling for that again, Donut..."

[Sigma957]

Thats a funny one

[Ghost]

No, Jetmech.. it's not that. I think it's because I have taste. Quite the opposite of your statement, it would seem. Try watching or reading something with, you know, "humor" in it. And by "humor," I don't mean 'HAHA HE DID SOMETHING STUPID' "humor."

[Scuddie]

Since we're all quoting lines...

"My dad always said, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'"
"Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"
"No, I think he called her a slut!"

Ghost isn't missing taste, it's just that he doesn't know how to appreciate crude witty humor.  Apparently RvB isn't good enough for him.

EDIT:  Why is it that the characters have progressed at an overly inflated rate?  Donut never acted gayish in the first season, but now he's Ambiguously Gay.  Same goes with Caboose.  He was a little moronic in his first few episodes, and now he seems just plain stupid.  And O'Malley was considered a dark and evil badass at the beginning, and now he's twisted and insane.

[Ghost]

Oh, trust me, I can appreciate crude, witty humor. You should see me spout awful, awful jokes at school. My specialty is my repertoire of dead baby jokes.

A show using Max Payne and the dead baby body from the first 'mission' using dead baby jokes would be funnier than RvB.

[Jetmech Jr.]

Originally posted by Ghost
Oh, trust me, I can appreciate crude, witty humor. You should see me spout awful, awful jokes at school. My specialty is my repertoire of dead baby jokes.
 

Maybe not so much lack of taste as bad taste. For example, he finds dead baby jokes funny. BAD TASTE.

[Scuddie]

Yes, he needs to find better tastes.  I have an idea...

"KNOCK KNOCK"

[Jetmech Jr.]

I already know where he can find jokes with better taste.

http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php

[Ghost]

Funny, guys. Real funny.

Just kidding. A person who watches Red vs Blue can't have much of a sense of humor(at least in my experience).

You must understand.. you guys are better than some of the dumbasses in my hometown. These retards have no jokes beyond what they hear in RvB and in Hitchhikers Guide.

[Scuddie]

Something tells me that you havent watched more than two or three episodes.  I was like that too in the beginning, but I watched more and found that it got a bit deeper once I got to know the characters.  The whole series is like one Dennis Leary bastardization of moral and ethical values.

Once you watch this show for what it is, you'll find it to be more like the late 80s/early 90s of SNL, rather than the fourth season of Mad TV you portray it to be.

[Jetmech Jr.]

I'll agree, Ghost, that if I heard the jokes nonstop, they'd get a bit stale. But hearing the jokes from friends and Watching the series and truly appreciating it are somewhat different.

Listen to Scuddie. He is wise.

[Sandwich]

Ooooohkaye now, can we stop the insults? (rhetorical question, in case you didn't know...) Ghost's sense of humor is different form all the rest of your senses of, err... uhh... humours. Doesn't mean any of you - on either "side" - have to resort to personal insults. I mean, c'mon, who here likes brussel sprouts, for cryin' out loud??

[Scuddie]

I like Brussels, and I dont like sprouts.  I feel conflicted .

[achtung]

Originally posted by Sandwich
[B I mean, c'mon, who here likes brussel sprouts, for cryin' out loud?? [/B]

Brussel Sprouts are like miniature heads of cabbage which is cool but they taste bad and make your pee smell funny, shich in turn is not cool unless your a hobo of course..

[Ransom]

It has a couple of funny episodes. One of them I forgot entirely, the other was the one in Caboose's mind. Other than that I don't really like it. It's an okay distraction though.

[Jetmech Jr.]

Originally posted by Sandwich
Ooooohkaye now, can we stop the insults? (rhetorical question, in case you didn't know...) Ghost's sense of humor is different form all the rest of your senses of, err... uhh... humours. Doesn't mean any of you - on either "side" - have to resort to personal insults. I mean, c'mon, who here likes brussel sprouts, for cryin' out loud??

Bah, I wasn't insulting him. I was messing around, as is shown by the smilies following each post