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so there I was... (another tale of justice and idiocy)
...pacing in my room, talking with a friend on the phone when I hear this loud crash coming from the road, just outside my house. I instinctively look out the window where I see a thick wooden sign post lying several meters from where it should be. I then see the driver pull the sign away (for whatever reason) and then he starts a spell of repeatedly screaming the word F**K into the air. After letting thigs cool down a bit and some neighbours were inspecting the crash I go outside to see the damage. This kid, who will remain Lucas Brown, was driving his truck/his parents truck slammed into a telephone pole and this wooden sign (12-13cm or 4/5 inches my guess) and the front of the truck was utterly destroyed. He blames his "accident" on a deer that he swerved to avoid (I blame speeding). I found this amusing because he is a year older than me, goes to my high school and is on my bus and is one of the biggest *******s that i know, and all I could do as I was observing the crash was laugh through my teeth at this moron. He is also a deceitful, conniving brat, which is why I don't buy his deer excuse. Anyway, unfortuneatley this idiot leaves unharmed with everything intact, except his truck and his dignity. I just thought I comment on this because it was the most eventful thing to happen all day and i don't feel sorry for him at all. After all, its not too often  someone who feels who thinks everyone is lower than they are destroys their truck outside your house in a rural area.
Derek Smart is his own oxymoron.

 

Offline Kosh

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so there I was... (another tale of justice and idiocy)
Based on your description of him, I would say that he deserved that.
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so there I was... (another tale of justice and idiocy)
yes, yes he did
Derek Smart is his own oxymoron.

 

Offline pyro-manic

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so there I was... (another tale of justice and idiocy)
Heheh...

If he's as much of a tit as you say, then good stuff. ;)
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so there I was... (another tale of justice and idiocy)
It's wonderfull when *******s get what they deserve :drevil:
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Re: so there I was... (another tale of justice and idiocy)
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Originally posted by MicroPsycho
Anyway, unfortuneatley this idiot leaves unharmed with everything intact


Yes, that's unfortunate. He would have gone faster, you could have laughed at his death, which would have been more humorous.
You deserve a carcrash too :p
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