[General Freak]

'I don't know, I'm making it up as I go along.' ~Indiana Jones.

[EtherShock]

Da dum...da dum...da dum...Salsa shark.

Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.

Cute cat, what's his name?
Annoying customer.
****in' dickhead!

This job would be great if it weren't for the ****ing customers.

Bunch of savages in this town.
- Randal Graves, Clerks

I'm not even supposed to be here today!
- Dante Hicks, Clerks

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
- Silent Bob, Clerks

Anything from the Jersey Trilogy is memorable.

[karajorma]

Coroner: My only question is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy?
Dante Hicks: She thought it was me.
Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?

Yet again from Clerks

[Primus]

Originally posted by phatosealpha

"Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?  I lied."

OMG! You gotta love the Commando.

*goes to watch the Commando*

[Black Wolf]

"There's one ***** in the world, one ***** with many faces."

"Alyssa: For you, to **** is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition -- you inside some girl you do, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.
Banky: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes."

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"

Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood Blues: No, ma'am. We're musicians.

[Anaz]

"Son of a ***** must pay" - Jack Burton

[Ford Prefect]

Dogma:

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

Rufus: Hey! What I just did gave me a ****ing migraine! So if you don't pipe down, I'm going to yank your sack off like a paper towel.

Bartleby: Hello, we'd like two tickets to New Jersey, please.
Bus Station Attendant: Jersey's sold out, sir.
Loki: What?
Bus Station Attendant: There's one at the same time tomorrow. I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State, and show up two hours in advance.

Steve-Dave Pulasti: You're gonna burn in hell, ya ****in' baby killer.
Walter Grover: Yeah, tell her, Steve-Dave.
Liz: Holy ****, it's The Pope.

Silent Bob: No ticket.