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Offline Ace

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Offline Cobra

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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Cobra
*types sentence with eyes closed*

meh, as i've seen porn, i can definitely tell you that porn doesn't make you go blind.


Corrected.

I'll let you get back to Nasty Housewives scheizer video XVII now.

 

Offline TopAce

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A pair of scissors placed in the right place can sooner make you blind than porn.

I'm wondering: How many men have gone blind because of porn. :nervous:
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Offline aldo_14

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That surely depends on how many  have girlfriends or not?

 

Offline Grug

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:lol:

I don't even look at the keyboard anymore, just at what I'm typing.

I make more errors from just generally typing in a rush than from not seeing the keys...

 

Offline Cobra

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i think it's decided that almost all of us can type without looking at the keyboard. ;)
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline TopAce

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Well,m not always. I need more practice, I think.

[EDIT] Not bad, only one typo.
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Offline Corsair

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Brilliant, Holmes. You look at something you like and therefore you try to keep it in your head for a little bit. I can't believe that nobody figured that out before.

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