[TheVirtu]

Last night was Christmas Eve while "santa" made his trip around the world. But with new security concerns, he ran into some problems.

*GTD Messana this is Alpha 1, 70th Blue Lions, we are detecting an unknown jumping into your area.*
*Unknown this is Alpha 1, Leader of 70th Blue Lions, GTD Aquataine. Identify yourself.*
*Ho ho ho Ho Ho Ho!*
*OMG he has red boxes!*
*Alpha Wing, come in!*
*radio silence*
*Gunnery control commence plasma core insertion, all guns prepare to fire at the unknown*
*Ho Ho Ho?*
*Gunnery Control, OPEN FIRE!*
*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*What the hell was that Messana?*
*Alpha Wing?!?*
*Yea we were scanning those gifts, we wanted to see what we were getting*
*Whoops*

*uhh Delta 1 to base*
*Go ahead Delta 1*
*I'm detecting a unidentifed flying object, he has a white beard and is carring boxes...*
*shoot him down! shoot him down! Its Osama!They are trying to attack us!*
*Rgr that base, Sidewinder away*
*BOOOM*

Santa at the security checkpoint
*Delivering presents? Sure, thats what they all say. Then what is in these boxes?*
*They are presents for all the World Ho ho ho!*
*THE WORLD? What are you trying todo you freak?*
*Arrest him!*

[an0n]

You call that a problem? Lets not forget that Santa is an overweight alocoholic who employs hundreds of small, possible child, labourers in his arctic factories. He never pays taxes and has been known to have wiped out several species of rare birds as a result of his obsession with his yearly race. Compared to all this, being stopped by the GTVA is nothing.....unless they happen to have some trebuchets and a dozen harpoons.

There's a nice festive idea. A Santa model to blow to hell. He could have infinite secondaries and beam weapons coming from Rudolphs nose. He could fire small green missiles that scream "A hundred years of service and this is how you repay me, you fat =BOOOOM=".

It's amazing how I can twist nice stuff into evil, perverted, psychopathic stuff.

[Alikchi]

Maybe "amazing" isn't the word.  

[an0n]

Considering I'm not locked up in a padded room maybe 'worrying' would be more acurate.

[aldo_14]

 

Originally posted by an0n:
Considering I'm not locked up in a padded room maybe 'worrying' would be more acurate.

Oh, I'm ure we can arrange something.....  

[Thorn]

*gets our straightjacket*

[an0n]

AAAAAARRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*quickly puts rabbit filled pot onto stove and runs for the hills*

Bwahahahaha. The Penguins will protect me. Here pengy pengy pengy. Mwuhahahah. Fly my pretties.

*throws plastic penguin at Thorn and aldo*