Welecome.
New blood is allways appreciated..especially since our blood bank is running low.
What was teh standard greetnig again?
Oh yes..
Welecome to the HLP station. Exits ar to the left and the rear, but they are locked. Once you enter you can never go back. You'll find a flamethrower under your seat, but we ran out of napalm in the recent flame wars, so it's filled with water. You'll have to bludgeon someone to death with it. Plasma rifles can be found in the weapons lockers but those can only be opened by Admin, [V] or a hyperintelligent shade of blue.
Be carefull around the station. If you run into a particulary big and nasty shivan in the air ducts, it's probably just Carl. Give him your lunch or your money and back aways slowly - and you might live.
Above everything else avoid mention of FS3 and the unholy Derek Smart as it tends to bring out violent reactions from most of the forumites. We hope you enjoy your stay as you're stuck here anyway.
Or something like that
