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Offline Cobra

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To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Janos

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look, Cobra, if the link says "Free Porn" it's not. Just remember that. Nothing is free.

It's free alright. You click the link and then get to watch yourself getting ****ed. :D

i always watch myself when i stimulate my filthy body sexually and that is quite often

so very often

you wouldn't believe it

oh god i love myself
lol wtf

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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This is why we should proceed with human cloning very cautiously.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

  

Offline WMCoolmon

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look, Cobra, if the link says "Free Porn" it's not. Just remember that. Nothing is free.

Except porn.

Hey, why did my CD tray just open?

That just sounds wrong... aldo, close your goddamn "CD tray", nobody wants to see that. :ick:
-C