I heard that one a while ago, it's hella funny
Originally posted by KillMeNow:
i just read this i thought ti was funny so i thought i would share - you probally heard it already though
Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and PresidentBush are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each one of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be foreverfertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out----virtually impenetrable.
"President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
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