[Deepblue]

Answer what?

"Again, nice try to swerve from the topic of your mental inadequacies, but I'm not five. You need to try and raise your mental level. If not, all you're good for is the screenshots.

Oh and nice catch on the Aristotle typo. However, hardly ironic considering you have severe issues with understanding  context and logic, while my biggest concern seems to be hitting a button somewhat slower before I hit another one."

Again you demonstrate your inability to comprehend what you yourself post.

[StratComm]

First, use the quote feature.  It works nicely even if you've started typing, and it helps clear up what's being said and what's being quoted.  I know you know how to use it, and this really is one of those times that it's appropriate.  Of course the text quoted and your response don't really seem to go together properly and I for one am not tracing this argument back through the thread to see what on earth you two are bickering about, but that's really only tangentally related.

Second, lets not let this degenerate into an all-out flamewar, shall we?  I know both of you (DB and BlackDove) are on the watch list for exactly this sort of thing.

[Deepblue]

I, frankly, don't know what the hell BlackDove is on about.

[StratComm]

I, frankly, don't know what the hell BlackDove is on about.

Well I think I do, it's the specifics of how it got started/how exactly the two of you have misinterpreted each other repeatedly that I'm not messing with.  But don't for a second think that you're not implicated in the exchange just as much as BlackDove is.

[aldo_14]

So Aldo bashing me after posting relevent information never happened did it?

Technically, i posted an honest opinion of your posting behaviour, which a quick glance at your history (for the last 8 pages or so) bore out to be rather correct )the 15-out-of-25 ratio being pretty much bore out). In fact, I'd advise everyone else to try it and make up their own minds.

To go back to the 'topic' of this thread (which I guess, starting it would mean I had a good idea of), let's examine some of the posts on the first page.

http://eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=63138

Table tennis.

No, really.

honestly.

Table.  Tennis.

Er.

Yes.

Tennis.  On a Table.  With ickle pads.  and, er, convicning real-time(maybe?) sweat.

Crikey.

Ah... but you have to look out for the hidden game where you glue razor blades to the edge of your paddle and really go for it

Ah... but you have to look out for the hidden game where you glue razor blades to the edge of your paddle and really go for it

Or where the female tennis player uses her special launching powers to fire out the ball from her...... *cough*.

Uhm.... who would want to play this ?

Table tennis isn't exactly an exotic sport that only few people can afford.

Somehow this smells like an early April 1st joke.

I suspect they're taking the piss as well, given the likes of "true possibilities of a next gen experience" and " resulting in a purer, more visceral experience".  (visceral, eh?).

There will probably be some sort of hidden game mode were you can beat the opposing player to death with the paddle.

(visceral, eh?).

I foresee a Winona-Ryder-mod....

This is the scene right before the player enters the room with a few friends and gang rapes both players.

And your (to be fair, second after a 'this is weird' entry that was mostly ignored)

Actually, ping pong is pretty damn fast and fun, unlike pong. If they can get this to work with MS's eyetoy clone/new motion detection tech it could be pretty awesome...

But still, WTH.

In other news... Rainbow Six: Vegas just was announced for PC , current-gen, and next-gen consoles, and my gosh, it looks hot (in-game as confirmed by dev on B3D). Still some polishing to be done till its release at the end of the year(door handle), but wow.

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Diminishing returns am dead.

Who knows about on topic again?

[Deepblue]

BlackDove's contributions to the thread...

The only one making an ass out of themselves in this thread is you Shill. Your title should be bolded to red so it's a good warning to everyone.

Nice try to divert the topic. I think that would have worked on me if I was five years old.

Response:

I apologize, I shouldn't have overestimated your age.

(this was my mistake)

Wow, so desperate for an insult you even make one that doesn't make sense.

Awesome.

Response:

If that doesn't make sense you are in desperate need of (more?) schooling.

(this was another mistake)

Actually you don't seem to have sufficient schooling if you think that made sense. Having a sentence make a clear point doesn't mean it makes sense within a context.

Didn't they teach you that at Shills-R-Us school?

Response:

You made the assertion that such a joke would only work on a 5-year old. I made the assertion that you were under the age of 5, and as such, the joke did not work. Logic is good mmmkay?

Congratulations on using the logic that I am less than five years old. Now I must've joined this forum while I was still in the womb.

Also, Aristotel, I didn't make an assertion such a joke would only work on a five year old. I made an assertion that your mental age is equal to that of a five year old. The former was just a placeholder for those who can read between the lines.

I guess they don't teach you how to use logic at that school you went to. Too many screenshots dull the mind eh?

Don't worry though. Just post some more X360 screenshots. It'll all be better then. The headache of trying to think two steps forward will go away, and you also get your paycheck from Microsoft.

Response:

It's Aristotle, not Aristotel.

Ironic isn't it?

" 'sell and buy PS3' "

In Stealth's thread,

from a previous tidbit...

"And another thing - what the hell is the problem here with ME not liking the advertising that he's doing over and over again even though everyone here wants to vomit when they see it?

What, I can't express disgust?"

You, sir, are disgusting.

Again, nice try to swerve from the topic of your mental inadequacies, but I'm not five. You need to try and raise your mental level. If not, all you're good for is the screenshots.

Oh and nice catch on the Aristotle typo. However, hardly ironic considering you have severe issues with understanding  context and logic, while my biggest concern seems to be hitting a button somewhat slower before I hit another one.

Response:

I think your biggest problem is an inability to remember what you have already posted...

Again:

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Ironic isn't it?

" 'sell and buy PS3' "

In Stealth's thread,

from a previous tidbit...

"And another thing - what the hell is the problem here with ME not liking the advertising that he's doing over and over again even though everyone here wants to vomit when they see it?

What, I can't express disgust?"

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If I didn't know you were a shill, I swear I'd mistake you for a parrot.

Unable to answer me directly and coherently? What a sad turn of events this must be for you. Truly shameful.

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I'm an idiot for even responding.

[StratComm]

In short, yes.  You've been through it already and should know better.  You and BlackDove have a mutual bait-troll relationship going that's pretty horrid, truth be told, and you should know not to rise to the occasion.

Though I'll admit, the bringing in of crap from other threads in an out of context way is very poor form too, and should be avoided in the future regardless of who you're responding to.  There are exceptions, of course, but it's usually only appropriate if you make an effort to put it in context and properly quote it so that we get a link to the thread in question.  The only other person I've seen make that sort of post on these boards before - quotes followed by a non-statement - was Derek Smart, if you remember that little incedent with any clarity.

[BlackDove]

I'm an idiot for even responding.

Yes, but that's not all you're an idiot for.

DeepBlue's contributions to the thread:

I think that should be a bannable offense after continuously derailing one topic after another. My "insults" if you can even call them that (really...) are quite simply the product of your prepetual advertising.

I'm sure some might disagree that you should be banned for advertising in almost every single game thread, but I don't disagree, so I deal with it in my own way.

If people want to ban me, that's fine, but I don't really intend to sit and watch idly by as you try to advertise me your ****ty console and its ****ty games in a place where I don't want ****ty advertisment in the ****ty way that you go about doing it.

My behaviour may very well be a bannable offense, but what you're doing, is in my opinion a bannable offense as well, and considering you're the one always instigating it with your advertisments, I think the big picture should be clear enough on which one of us should depart from here (if not both).

[Deepblue]

Some people never learn.

[Scuddie]

Arent we glad we're all better people?

[BlackDove]

Some people never learn.

Ooooooo. Burn.

[Ghostavo]

Arent we glad we're all better people?

Shh... Just enjoy the show...

*brings out popcorn and hands some to Scuddie*

Heading back to the topic...
http://www.rockstargames.com/tabletennis/
 

[Goober5000]

Okay, I think this needs to stop.