[Grug]

So their solution is to force said spectators to either spend exorbitant amounts buying beer from the stands, or put up with luke-warm beer? I can see how that's going to help.

indeed. They'll be drunk and angry.

Meh. The WACA bans all alcohol afaik. So you get a ginger beer bottle and fill it with bourbon. Those lipton iced tea bottles are good too - exactly the same colour as Jacks.

Pro. *nods*