[Kazan]

didn't she already say she's like a 2?

[karajorma]

This is my standard respomnse to quesstions from females ever sice my ex asked me, "does this skirt make my bum look big" I said "Nah love, you're huge arse makes it look big"

I barely recovered............

Oh dear Dekker.

Mind you if you think that's bad try being asked it by your mother!


Actually Fragaria isn't a ball buster really. If she were I certainly wouldn't have suggested that she started hanging out on HLP

[Turambar]

i should get my super awesome kickass gf over here
she already is a lurker on BTRL

[Wild Fragaria]

I'm mostly a size 0 and more often a size 2 for tops.

You should, Turamba so I will have more female friends here to hang out.

[aldo_14]

so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?

Yes, since summer 1998.  It's a relationship like most other couples, except slightly more depressing.

There are more depressing kinds, though.  (ach, sorry, maudlin on Mondays....)

Were you living near Kara or something in '98, then?

so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?

For long enough to make jokes about making her an honest woman to be dangerous.

Oh ****.

*runs*

That makes me wonder exactly how you explained the whole starfish thing, now.......

He's good at explaining things, I am sure you guys know that by now.  He just used clear and simple English to tell me that it meant asshole.

What, and you didn't get bumhole?

[Wild Fragaria]

What, and you didn't get bumhole?

Well, I couldn't see how are starfish and bumhole (or asshole, what we like to call it here) related.  He 'painted' a good picture with the way a asshole look for me to understand the co-relation.  By the way, I used to have starfish (the real sea animals) as pets when I was a kid.

[aldo_14]

I'm glad that's not 'painted' literally, for all our sanity

[Wild Fragaria]

I'm glad that's not 'painted' literally, for all our sanity

Oh yes, I am glad it didn't get that messy.  I'm slow but not that slow, that I have to see the actual 'thing' to get the idea 

[Fragrag]

I'm glad that's not 'painted' literally, for all our sanity

Oh yes, I am glad it didn't get that messy.  I'm slow but not that slow, that I have to see the actual 'thing' to get the idea 

Unlike me, where the only way I can get the 'thing' is to be stupid and slow enough so that people would actually explain the 'thing' in great detail. And I really hope I'm thinking about the right 'thing'

This post is really asking for some many wrong replies...

[karajorma]

Oh yes, I am glad it didn't get that messy.  I'm slow but not that slow, that I have to see the actual 'thing' to get the idea 

Not many people can see that particular part of their own anatomy anyway. That's why politicians have such trouble realising that they're talking out of it.

[Fragrag]

Oh ****, I have been thinking about the wrong 'thing' 

[Wild Fragaria]

Don't worry, you are probably thinking about the right thing if you just said **** 

[aldo_14]

Ah, what a charming thread.

[Wild Fragaria]

Indeed.  With a hint of excitment 

[aldo_14]

I thought that was terror?

[Nuke]

Ah, what a charming thread.

yes i do enjoy the way it has degenerated. i should post a pic of me in a thong, it would have the dual purpose of freaking out fragaria and getting this thread closed, but id hate to inpede on everyones fun. let em play with eachother's choclate starfishes.

[aldo_14]

yes i do enjoy the way it has degenerated. i should post a pic of me in a thong

Oh, cheers.  Do you have any idea how much therapy is going to cost me?

[Mars]

A small, male giant in a thong, lovely.

[aldo_14]

A small, male giant in a thong, lovely.

It's like summer holidays in Skegness all over again.

Oh, Dave, why did you go with that man?  If only we'd known, you wouldn't be in that institution....

[Goober5000]

I refuse to let this forum turn into what Sectorgame has become.