Gunnery control, target traukanshaku, OPEN FIRE!

We hope you enjoy your stay at HLP. Exits are located to your right, left, and behind you, however they are blocked so I'm afraid you're trapped

. In emergencies, flamethrowers are stowed under all seats; due to budget cuts they have been filled with holy water, however, so don't be surprised. The shotguns and plasma rifles are stored in secure lockers; only an admin,

god, or hyper intelligent shade of
blue may open them. Do not ever mention the letters "FS" followed by "3". Do not crawl through the ducts. If you do, beware our resident Shivan, Carl.
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Should you meet him, he might leave you alone if you throw him your lunch. Thank you and enjoy your stay!