Gunnery control should be targeting "Greyv", so OPEN FIRE!

Welcome to HLP! Blocked exits are located to the left and right. The only open exit exists 5th-dimensionally, so no one knows how to reach it. Emergency flamers are located under every seat, but due to budget cuts, the political climate, and the number 42, they have been filled with holy water. Plasma weapons are stored in the secure lockers, which may only be opened by an admin,

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hyperintelligent shade of blue. Do not go crawling thorugh vents and/or ducts, because a Shivan, whom we named Carl, lives in there. Should you meet him, throw him your lunch, often this gives you time to back up slowly and leave. Respect fellow members, obey the mods, refer to Kara's FAQ for general questions, the Wiki for specific ones, and enjoy your stay at HLP!
