command: gunnery control, commence plasma core insertion!
gunner: uhmm uhh huh, he said insert

welcome to the hlpbb, exits are to the sides and to the rear. the airlocks are kinda broken, as the v gods have been using them for target practice again. i wouldnt risk my life on one. flame throwers may be found under the seats, but due to, the war in iraq, and the rising petrolium prices, and our gunners masturbation habbits, tne napalm has been replaced with holy water, at least thats what i hope it is. shotguns and plasma cannons may be found in the weapons lockers, but only [V], the admins, and a hyper intelegent of blue have the knoledge to decode the inscriptions that lock such seals. should you find yourself in the air ducts and hear a rattling noice, thats probibly the resident shivan, carl. assuming hes not angry from running into a gatling trap, you should be able to get away by tossing him your lunch. it is herasy to use the letters f, s, and 3 in the same word, prosecuters will be whipped, burned at the steak, and put out with hoply water before death. enjoy your stay

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