Gunnery control should now target "phantombmx"....
OPEN FIRE!

Welcome to HLP! Exits are located on many levels, though all of them are currently blocked, so your stuck here for a long....... long.......long time.

Emergency-use flamethrowers are located under every seat, but due to a plethora of different reasons, have been filled with holy water. Plasma rifles and shotguns are located in secure lockers, which may only be opened by the
admins,

, or
hyperintelligent shades of blue. Do not ever mention the letters S, F, and 3 in the correct order, obey the mods at all times lest ye be turned into a monkey, and never
ever go crawling in the ductwork. The reason? Carl, our resident Shivan, lives there. He is very territorial, and... well, Shivan, so bring lunch with you if you do go in there. Carl likes lunch, if you give him yours, he might allow you to live. Thank you and enjoy your stay at HLP!
