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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #20 on: August 23, 2006, 07:19:56 pm
Quote from: Kazan on August 21, 2006, 11:23:41 am
RTFA Dark RevenantX - the guy has two penises

RTFP Kaz:
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What I tought when I looked at the thread title:

My reaction was similar to his just by reading the title of the thread, not reading the article.
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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #21 on: August 23, 2006, 09:57:07 pm
Don't chop mini-me!
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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #22 on: August 23, 2006, 11:13:27 pm
What girl wouldn't want a guy with two penises.  I didn't read this a first because when I read the title I thought wtf :wtf: after reading I still think wtf :wtf:
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Offline ME$$ENGER

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #23 on: August 23, 2006, 11:23:23 pm
In the name of science, we need a picture!

Or maybe not.
 

Offline BS403

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #24 on: August 23, 2006, 11:30:32 pm
seconded
http://woogleville.myminicity.com/

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Homer: Explain how.
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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #25 on: August 24, 2006, 02:44:54 am
Quote from: BS403 on August 23, 2006, 11:13:27 pm
What girl wouldn't want a guy with two penises.  I didn't read this a first because when I read the title I thought wtf :wtf: after reading I still think wtf :wtf:
never ever remove a gift that god gave you.

Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?
 

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #26 on: August 24, 2006, 03:29:20 am
Quote from: aldo_14 on August 24, 2006, 02:44:54 am
Quote from: BS403 on August 23, 2006, 11:13:27 pm
What girl wouldn't want a guy with two penises.  I didn't read this a first because when I read the title I thought wtf :wtf: after reading I still think wtf :wtf:
never ever remove a gift that god gave you.

Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?

Was that an offer??


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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #27 on: August 24, 2006, 05:05:47 am
Quote from: aldo_14 on August 24, 2006, 02:44:54 am
Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?

I'll bet the interest in such a girl takes a steep nosedive once PMS hits :p
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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #28 on: August 24, 2006, 08:36:28 pm
this bring a new meaning to the saying: "measure twice, cut once" :D
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Offline Getter Robo G

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #29 on: August 26, 2006, 12:16:13 pm
He should keep the penises (or is it Peni?) and become a Mormon (old Skool)...

That's what I would do, "Sorry Honey, I have needs greater than most other men. That means you learn DP OR learn to tolerate another woman... You know the saying, love me, love my penises..." (or something like that)
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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #30 on: August 26, 2006, 12:54:44 pm
Well he could always meet up with this woman.
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Offline OMFG PWNT

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #31 on: August 28, 2006, 05:06:59 am
lol. wats worse? once i had a science lesson and the teacher showed us a film with a person whose both male and female (naturally, not a transexual), but he wanted to become male. maybe this is more commonly heard than two dicks
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Offline Fragrag

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #32 on: August 28, 2006, 05:13:35 am
I would love to see his private ad:

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Offline Getter Robo G

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #33 on: August 29, 2006, 04:51:39 pm
I'm too scared to click on Kara's linky... I held mouse over it and saw:
"http://I have twovaginas.blogspot.com" in the corner of my firefox browser.

 :eek2:  :shaking:  :wtf:

Maybe next week, I'm a bit overloaded at the moment mentally...
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Offline BS403

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #34 on: August 29, 2006, 09:53:22 pm
Quote from: aldo_14 on August 24, 2006, 02:44:54 am
Quote from: BS403 on August 23, 2006, 11:13:27 pm
What girl wouldn't want a guy with two penises.  I didn't read this a first because when I read the title I thought wtf :wtf: after reading I still think wtf :wtf:
never ever remove a gift that god gave you.

Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?
I would love it four breasts come on thats awesome. :pimp: :nod: ;7
http://woogleville.myminicity.com/

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Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
 

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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #35 on: August 30, 2006, 07:34:52 am
Yeah that's like two normal breasts and an extra helping for being a good boy :D

Quote from: Getter Robo G on August 29, 2006, 04:51:39 pm
I'm too scared to click on Kara's linky... I held mouse over it and saw:
"http://I have twovaginas.blogspot.com" in the corner of my firefox browser.

 :eek2:  :shaking:  :wtf:

Maybe next week, I'm a bit overloaded at the moment mentally...

It should be perfectly safe. No graphic pictures or anything (At least there weren't when I linked it). Nothing really more gratuitous than the original link.
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Re: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Reply #36 on: August 30, 2006, 08:12:49 am
Quote from: aldo_14 on August 24, 2006, 02:44:54 am

Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?


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