Author Topic: Tailor Made Condoms  (Read 1175 times)

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Offline Taristin

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Offline Nuke

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Offline Turey

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I don't know if I'd feel comfortable dropping my shorts and sticking my cock into a scanning machine...  :nervous:
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Offline Wobble73

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I don't know if I'd feel comfortable dropping my shorts and sticking my cock into a scanning machine...  :nervous:

And pay £600 for the privilege!!  :eek2: :wtf:
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Offline Flipside

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Oh! Tailor....

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Sorry....

 

Offline karajorma

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Thing is that if they didn't use a machine the condoms wouldn't work properly anyway.

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Offline vyper

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I can feel the poety flowing in the air.. what a sweet aroma.



There's so much wrong with that I don't know where to start...
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Offline wtf_cl0vvn

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The store-bought ones work just fine, i dont know why you would need tailor made condoms...

loving the poetry. :)
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Offline Turey

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I just realized that not only do you have to drop your shorts and stick your cock into a scannning machine...


You'd have to be erect during the scan for the condom to fit properly.  :wtf:

Do they have pretty women on hand to help facilitate that?  :lol:
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Offline Mongoose

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Nah, just a creepily androgynous doctor who causes self-doubts about your sexual preferences. :p

  

Offline Nuke

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they should at least give you a porno, but it is germany so i wouldnt doubt that they have a fluffer or two on hand :D
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