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Offline Taristin

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Tailor Made Condoms
on: November 28, 2006, 10:54:00 pm
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #1 on: November 28, 2006, 11:04:21 pm
dont be silly, protect your willy
if youre not gonna sack it, go home and whack it
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #2 on: November 28, 2006, 11:05:36 pm
The end result of a society with far too much disposable income.
 

Offline Turey

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #3 on: November 29, 2006, 01:55:53 am
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable dropping my shorts and sticking my cock into a scanning machine...  :nervous:
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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #4 on: November 29, 2006, 04:08:14 am
Quote from: Turey on November 29, 2006, 01:55:53 am
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable dropping my shorts and sticking my cock into a scanning machine...  :nervous:

And pay £600 for the privilege!!  :eek2: :wtf:
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #5 on: November 29, 2006, 04:11:01 am
Will they have Bump Mapping and work in Open GL?









Oh! Tailor....

:nervous:

Sorry....
 

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #6 on: November 29, 2006, 05:52:15 am
:lol:

Thing is that if they didn't use a machine the condoms wouldn't work properly anyway.

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #7 on: November 29, 2006, 09:41:21 am
Quote from: Nuke on November 28, 2006, 11:04:21 pm
dont be silly, protect your willy
if youre not gonna sack it, go home and whack it

I can feel the poety flowing in the air.. what a sweet aroma.

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Offline vyper

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #8 on: November 29, 2006, 01:30:22 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on November 29, 2006, 09:41:21 am
Quote from: Nuke on November 28, 2006, 11:04:21 pm
dont be silly, protect your willy
if youre not gonna sack it, go home and whack it

I can feel the poety flowing in the air.. what a sweet aroma.



There's so much wrong with that I don't know where to start...
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Offline wtf_cl0vvn

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #9 on: November 29, 2006, 04:38:54 pm
The store-bought ones work just fine, i dont know why you would need tailor made condoms...

loving the poetry. :)
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Offline Turey

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #10 on: November 29, 2006, 07:09:34 pm
I just realized that not only do you have to drop your shorts and stick your cock into a scannning machine...


You'd have to be erect during the scan for the condom to fit properly.  :wtf:

Do they have pretty women on hand to help facilitate that?  :lol:
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Offline Mongoose

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #11 on: November 29, 2006, 09:53:43 pm
Nah, just a creepily androgynous doctor who causes self-doubts about your sexual preferences. :p
  

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Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Reply #12 on: November 29, 2006, 09:56:39 pm
they should at least give you a porno, but it is germany so i wouldnt doubt that they have a fluffer or two on hand :D
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