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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #20 on: February 02, 2007, 01:14:02 pm
Bomb has been planted
One left-- defuse already!
What a n00b faggot
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Offline Falcon

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #21 on: February 02, 2007, 02:26:11 pm
I starve. Look noodles!
But I can't find the damn fork.
Hungry I remain.
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #22 on: February 02, 2007, 02:57:00 pm
This is old, and not original, but it's perfect:

Haikus can be short
And sometimes they don't make sense
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Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline phreak

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #23 on: February 02, 2007, 06:47:28 pm
I hate haiku poems.
I hope I don't create one.
Walked right into that.
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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #24 on: February 02, 2007, 07:41:38 pm
Quote from: phreak on February 02, 2007, 06:47:28 pm
I hate haiku poems.
I hope I don't create one.
Walked right into that.

Don't worry, you're safe.
First line is six syllables.
Just don't try again.
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Offline KappaWing

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #25 on: February 02, 2007, 08:57:06 pm
Quote from: chief1983 on February 02, 2007, 07:41:38 pm
Quote from: phreak on February 02, 2007, 06:47:28 pm
I hate haiku poems.
I hope I don't create one.
Walked right into that.

Don't worry, you're safe.
First line is six syllables.
Just don't try again.

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Offline phreak

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #26 on: February 02, 2007, 09:42:28 pm
poems is one syllable according to word calc. i think its just pronounced as two to make it easier to say.  In that case:

I hate all haikus.
I hope I don't create one.
Walked right into that.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #27 on: February 03, 2007, 12:27:23 am
tortured human flesh
impaled bowels spill out
nuke the ****ers now!
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline KappaWing

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #28 on: February 03, 2007, 07:57:51 am
I agree with Nuke
Despite the fact he is nuts
Black metal ist kreig
"Your efforts to interdict me have failed, papacy. Pentagon, engage propaganda drive."
"Now, Protestant scum, you will see the power of this fully armed and operational Papal Station!"
 

Offline Agent_Koopa

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #29 on: February 03, 2007, 09:35:55 am
We have shown haiku
Is very easy to write.
Go and write your own!
Interestingly enough, this signature is none of the following:
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A series of localized forum in-jokes
A clever and self-referential comment on the nature of signatures themselves.

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Offline Mefustae

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #30 on: February 03, 2007, 09:37:53 am
Shut your God-damn mouth,
Or else i'm gonna kick you,
square in the balls... asshol- GOD-DAMNIT!

Cookie to whomever can identify the source.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #31 on: February 03, 2007, 07:00:59 pm
heh, sounds like cartman
that fat little nazi wank
i want cheesy poofs!
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline phreak

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #32 on: February 03, 2007, 10:15:41 pm
Jackie Gleason rocks
Bam pow right in the kisser
Straight to the damn moon
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Offline Admiral Cheater

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #33 on: February 03, 2007, 11:04:03 pm
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Offline DragonClaw

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #34 on: February 04, 2007, 12:09:22 am
This thread really owns
It is helping my postcount
Go straight through the roof!

On one of these days
Maybe people will see that
Haikus are useless
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #35 on: February 04, 2007, 12:27:24 am
long live useless threads
summon lurkers from hell's depths
the internet sucks!
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #36 on: February 04, 2007, 01:07:49 am
Haiku is Haiku
What makes a Haiku Haiku?
Syllables and lines.
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #37 on: February 04, 2007, 02:24:55 am
This is quite stupid.
These Haikus are getting old.
Lock-a-doodle-doo.

:blah:
 

Offline BS403

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #38 on: February 04, 2007, 03:55:53 am
Quote from: DragonClaw on February 04, 2007, 12:09:22 am
This thread really owns
It is helping my postcount
Go straight through the roof!

On one of these days
Maybe people will see that
Haikus are useless

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I feel so dirty
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Offline Nuke

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Re: I need a Haiku
Reply #39 on: February 04, 2007, 05:27:08 am
my eyes are bleeding
this human stupidity
next time watch your aim
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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