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Offline aldo_14

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6333975.stm

A US astronaut has been charged with trying to kidnap a woman she thought was a rival for the affection of a space shuttle pilot.

Navy Capt Lisa Nowak, 43, who flew to the international space station last July, was charged with attempted kidnapping, battery and other crimes.

She drove from Texas to Florida to confront Colleen Shipman, disguised in a wig and trench coat.

 

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Offline Wobble73

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disguised in a wig and trench coat.


What a disguise!!!!!!

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Offline Flipside

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Don't forget the nappy ;)

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Police said Ms Nowak drove 1,000 miles (1,600km) from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport, wearing a nappy to avoid a toilet break.

 

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*cue image of funky threesome in zero-G set to the music from 2001*


 

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Which music? 'Cause if it's Richard Strauss it's funny, if it's Johann Strauss it's really funny, if it's Khachaturian it's sorta weird, and if it's Ligeti it's ****ing terrifying.
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Don't forget the nappy ;)

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Police said Ms Nowak drove 1,000 miles (1,600km) from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport, wearing a nappy to avoid a toilet break.
Uhh, If I were her, I'd take a godam break wrather then sit in it..
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Offline aldo_14

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Don't forget the nappy ;)

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Police said Ms Nowak drove 1,000 miles (1,600km) from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport, wearing a nappy to avoid a toilet break.
Uhh, If I were her, I'd take a godam break wrather then sit in it..

If she's an astronaut, she's probably used to it :)

 

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Don't forget the nappy ;)

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Police said Ms Nowak drove 1,000 miles (1,600km) from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport, wearing a nappy to avoid a toilet break.
Uhh, If I were her, I'd take a godam break wrather then sit in it..

If she's an astronaut, she's probably used to it :)

And now we find out the Ugly side of being a space pilot.
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Offline aldo_14

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I thought the ugly side was the perpetual threat of hypoxia or firey re-entry death thanks to budget-cut induced skipping of safety checks?

 

Offline Flipside

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Or being caught wearing a wig, a trenchcoat and a nappy...

Oh well, if nothing else, she's got a solid future in the UK Conservative Party ;)

  

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Nah, I think she's well in for a future as a Great Republican Senator(tm).

Now she just needs to be in an awkward paedophilic situation, and find JEEEZAAAZZZUSSSSZZZA!
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