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Offline aldo_14

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Space cadet!
on: February 06, 2007, 03:20:09 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6333975.stm

A US astronaut has been charged with trying to kidnap a woman she thought was a rival for the affection of a space shuttle pilot.

Navy Capt Lisa Nowak, 43, who flew to the international space station last July, was charged with attempted kidnapping, battery and other crimes.

She drove from Texas to Florida to confront Colleen Shipman, disguised in a wig and trench coat.
 

Offline Ashrak

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #1 on: February 06, 2007, 03:26:16 am
The best that USA can offer :)
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #2 on: February 06, 2007, 03:30:54 am
Quote from: aldo_14 on February 06, 2007, 03:20:09 am
disguised in a wig and trench coat.


What a disguise!!!!!!

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #3 on: February 06, 2007, 03:31:58 am
Don't forget the nappy ;)

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Police said Ms Nowak drove 1,000 miles (1,600km) from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport, wearing a nappy to avoid a toilet break.
 

Offline Rictor

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 06:38:40 am
*cue image of funky threesome in zero-G set to the music from 2001*

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #5 on: February 06, 2007, 10:00:22 am
Which music? 'Cause if it's Richard Strauss it's funny, if it's Johann Strauss it's really funny, if it's Khachaturian it's sorta weird, and if it's Ligeti it's ****ing terrifying.
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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #6 on: February 06, 2007, 12:27:32 pm
Quote from: Flipside on February 06, 2007, 03:31:58 am
Don't forget the nappy ;)

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Police said Ms Nowak drove 1,000 miles (1,600km) from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport, wearing a nappy to avoid a toilet break.
Uhh, If I were her, I'd take a godam break wrather then sit in it..
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #7 on: February 06, 2007, 12:31:44 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on February 06, 2007, 12:27:32 pm
Quote from: Flipside on February 06, 2007, 03:31:58 am
Don't forget the nappy ;)

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Police said Ms Nowak drove 1,000 miles (1,600km) from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport, wearing a nappy to avoid a toilet break.
Uhh, If I were her, I'd take a godam break wrather then sit in it..

If she's an astronaut, she's probably used to it :)
 

Offline Charismatic

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #8 on: February 07, 2007, 12:47:28 pm
Quote from: aldo_14 on February 06, 2007, 12:31:44 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on February 06, 2007, 12:27:32 pm
Quote from: Flipside on February 06, 2007, 03:31:58 am
Don't forget the nappy ;)

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Police said Ms Nowak drove 1,000 miles (1,600km) from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport, wearing a nappy to avoid a toilet break.
Uhh, If I were her, I'd take a godam break wrather then sit in it..

If she's an astronaut, she's probably used to it :)

And now we find out the Ugly side of being a space pilot.
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #9 on: February 07, 2007, 12:53:49 pm
I thought the ugly side was the perpetual threat of hypoxia or firey re-entry death thanks to budget-cut induced skipping of safety checks?
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #10 on: February 07, 2007, 12:56:23 pm
Or being caught wearing a wig, a trenchcoat and a nappy...

Oh well, if nothing else, she's got a solid future in the UK Conservative Party ;)
  

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Re: Space cadet!
Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 02:22:01 am
Nah, I think she's well in for a future as a Great Republican Senator(tm).

Now she just needs to be in an awkward paedophilic situation, and find JEEEZAAAZZZUSSSSZZZA!
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