[TheVirtu]

Got this one in the inbox today, help us all.

NOTE: I typed the topic too fast its, Wrong, not fast!  

message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Please be advised that any temporal device
that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well
as the temporal location.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without
a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
be helpful.

Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!


Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to:

[email protected]

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks


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Head of the Beyond Campaign for FS2.
Seven years after Capella, Deneb, aboard the GTD Messana... A new race appears for the reason of the destruction of the Human and Vasudan race. Can you stop the coming of Beyond?

[This message has been edited by TheVirtu (edited 01-15-2002).]

[mikhael]

 

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Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
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I got this one too! I thought it was a one off joke thing. I tend to get odd emails because of my domain name, but this was just completely out there. The only difference is that instead of the quoted line above, I got something about "Especially if you are from the following planets please respond: [some string of ten gibberish names]"

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--Mik http://www.404error.com
ruhkferret on ICQ/AIM

"Your guy was a little SQUARE! You had to use your IMAGINATION! There were no multiple levels or screens. There was just one screen forever and you could never win the game. It just kept getting harder and faster until you died. JUST LIKE LIFE." --Ernie Cline

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[Alikchi]

What were the ten gibberish names? I could use them for mythological sounding names in Inferno.

[Mad Bomber]

I'd give you some suggestions, but I want to use them in Echoes.  

[mikhael]

 

Originally posted by Alikchi:
What were the ten gibberish names? I could use them for mythological sounding names in Inferno.

Sorry, Alikchi, I deleted the mail ages ago, unfortunately. If you need some names however, let me know, I have a HUGE library of fantasy novels from which to pull names.  

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--Mik
http://www.404error.com
ruhkferret on ICQ/AIM

"Your guy was a little SQUARE! You had to use your IMAGINATION! There were no multiple levels or screens. There was just one screen forever and you could never win the game. It just kept getting harder and faster until you died. JUST LIKE LIFE." --Ernie Cline

[Alikchi]

I'll just make up some nonse word (Aglanas! Finda! M'reps!) or read through all of MYy fantasy books  

[WarpStar]

 

Originally posted by Alikchi:
I'll just make up some nonse word (Aglanas! Finda! M'reps!) or read through all of MYy fantasy books  

Hmmmmmm, what's that email again.....*writes down*

[Stryke 9]

If you want (I assume mostly)fictional system names get Master of Orion- theunderdogs.org has a copy for DL, and I don't care if anyone has MY system names.

Galos.
Uxmai.
I can't remember what else is specifically from there, but yeah...

[Dark_4ce]

Heheheh. That was funny. In my missions, I usually have funny names for planets like "Noodles" or the ever so funny and borrowed from SQ5 "Kiz Urazgubi"!  

[Starwing]

 

Originally posted by Stryke 9:
If you want (I assume mostly)fictional system names get Master of Orion- theunderdogs.org has a copy for DL, and I don't care if anyone has MY system names.

Galos.
Uxmai.
I can't remember what else is specifically from there, but yeah...

Trax, Parada, Paranar,... Most planet names in my universe are from Master of Orion I and II.

[Thorn]

We all know where I get names..
Karos, Hiigara, Sojent Ra, Kadiir..
And if you dont, check my sig...

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e-mail: [email protected]

Fear the Earth Pig.
Beware his minions : Weasel, Cockroach.

[DragonClaw]

 

Originally posted by Thorn:
We all know where I get names..
Karos, Hiigara, Sojent Ra, Kadiir..
And if you dont, check my sig...

p1mp!  

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The fear always controls our attitude, let us fear no more!

[Zeronet]

Arret or Htrae?