Author Topic: KILLER MAN EATING SHEEP! RUN!!!!!!!!  (Read 3473 times)

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Re: KILLER MAN EATING SHEEP! RUN!!!!!!!!
I saw the topic title, and said, "I have GOT to post here."  I know it's sheep and not goats, but still...
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!

 

Offline Iron Wolf

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It's a nice joke but isn't going to last for the entire movie.

Surely Snakes on a Plane was an even weaker joke though.

Wait for the sequel: Coyotes on a Submarine...

Even crazier premise leads to even bigger profits!
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What scariest movie ever?

Nah, wake me when the come out with "Derek Smart on a Plane"

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Goddamn it, I thought we were past the ****ing '<blank> on a <blank>' jokes.

Moving on.

 

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After all these years movie studios seem to have genuinely discovered a sense of humour.
Be warned: This site's admins stole 100s of hours of my work. They will do it to you.

 

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After all these years movie studios seem to have genuinely discovered a sense of humour.

Well, a sense of humor that isn't inherently retarded at least.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
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Re: KILLER MAN EATING SHEEP! RUN!!!!!!!!
The difference between Snakes on a Plane and this is that this doesnt seem like they mean it to be all serious but Snakes was:p

 

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There's no way in hell Snakes on a Plane was meant seriously.
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Snakes on a Plane was lame (hey it rhymes too). See that part where the guy gets bitten on the balls? I was laughing my head off in the cinema. When I realized no one else was laughing I felt kind of stupid.

 

Offline neo_hermes

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i'd have laughed too snail  :lol:
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Re: KILLER MAN EATING SHEEP! RUN!!!!!!!!
Snakes on a Plane was lame (hey it rhymes too). See that part where the guy gets bitten on the balls? I was laughing my head off in the cinema. When I realized no one else was laughing I felt kind of stupid.
You must have been with the sh1ttiest of audiences, then.  When I watched it in my student center's theater, the whole audience was laughing and cheering during the entire movie.  'Twas awesome. :D

  

Offline Snail

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Actually, they did laugh, I just laughed longer than everyone else.

like this:
:lol: :lol: :nervous: :o