[karajorma]

Maybe I should point out that it's only Cole who believes I'd be interested in kidnapping him.

I did say I was after modders and FREDders from the TBP team.

[colecampbell666]

23000 Kara, congrats!

[haloboy100]

lol

[hamaxp]

 

[Stormkeeper]

Can i get clarification on this thread? Is it or is it not spam?

[karajorma]

It is but one thread of minor spam to celebrate the release of TBP 3.4 is allowed.

As long as people don't abuse it.

[IPAndrews]

Poor quality spam will not be tolerated .

[karajorma]

Exactly. If you're going to spam at least be funny with it.

[haloboy100]

i personally thought it was quite funny...

[TParis]

Congrats on the release...

[Stormkeeper]

Stormkeeper walks in. 'Hey guys. There's a freighter our back? And the pilot says he's got stuff for the party. Looks like Bosch beer, Minute Maid Orange Juice and I think there are some headz and weed." He looks around. "Well? Is it ours?"

[haloboy100]

Haloboy appears out of a naked singularity and quickly runs towards the bridge. He sees a big red button reading "Beamz". A moment later the freighter is obliterated, leaving nothing but the cargo container docked to it. He clicks on the intercom: "It's ours now!" He laughs maniacally as he reaches his 700th post.

[Stormkeeper]

Stormkeeper opens the air locker and pushes haloboy out, to resounding applause.

[haloboy100]

Haloboy smiles as he pulls out a space suit (to which, among other things, he acquired that were also sucked in with the singularity) and quickly slips it on before he runs out of breath. He then, unknown to everybody else, slips into the still-floating-in-space cargo container, where he awaits among the crates of Bosch Beer™ for his eminent comeback.

Haloboy then realizes that the explosion of the freighter sent the cargo container to a direct course to the nearby star. He quickly exits the cargo container, leaving a 10-megaton pack of C12 behind (which he also acquired from the singularity), and sends it hurtling towards the airlock of the HLPBB station, laughing maniacally along the way, before warping away in his mini-jump drive to a distant part of the system that only he is aware of...

"We will meet again, Stormkeeper! And you too, Cole!"

[jr2]

Bunch of freaking weird nerds.   
*jr2 pulls out his Hunter-derived Rod Gun, and awaits anyone who has similar posts to the above lunacies*

[Stormkeeper]

Stormkeeper attaches a C4 to the Rod Gun, and for good measure, shoves him into the airlock with the C12 and closes the blast door.

[IPAndrews]

I think the time has come.