And a Happy Jesus' Birthday to you, too, Jabba!
Seriously, I wonder what Saint Nicolas would have done if one of us could go back in time and tell him that in the year 2007 AD, he would be depicted as a fat man in a red suit who spend all his spare time playing Big Brother for everyone, who broke into peoples' houses via chimneys to do his secret gift-giving (that wasn't such a secret anymore) for good people and delivering coal (possibly as a threat of what he'd do to their house) for the bad ones.
Hmm... The SCP team in the year 2500 AD... what would that be like? A group of people assembled in a pose somewhat like the Justice League with really large, 20-fingered hands for all the coding they do, who traverse the "Multinet" with wristwatch-sized supercomputers?
