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Offline Locutus of Borg

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MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
So I'm flying along minding my own busines when suddenly my own wingmen start firing on me! Their IFF status was still friendly but they were launching the big bombs (don't remember name) at me and blew me up :(

Can someone explain to me why this happened and how much beer is stored inside a Herc II, thanks.

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Offline Woolie Wool

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
Sounds like you were in between your wingmen and their target. Too bad, so sad.

Try being more aware of the combat situation next time.
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
:lol:


And don't post topics in all caps.

 

Offline Mehrpack

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
hi,
heh, thats life, friendly fire you know.
so things happend.
a shivanbomber had me and him shut down with a torpedo too.
i think i had him made angry  :lol:

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Offline akenbosch

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
takashi, is that realy you?

Burn the sucker out of the sky!
EAT PHOTONS INFIDEL! MAY THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS CONSUME YOU! :mad2:


snail gives a debriefing: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,48825.msg991954.html#msg991954

 
Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
takashi, is that realy you?

Only if you created a third account, while we weren't looking.

Friendly fire is irritating, though I don't think I've had friendly bombs slam into me....  Only time I really have a big problem with it, though, is when I fixate on a target I'm running down, and take a few friendly primary weapon blasts.

 

Offline Turey

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
takashi, is that realy you?

Nah, this one's (supposedly) female.
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Offline akenbosch

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
and the topics are funny...not an idiotic spammer, but a somewhat funny spammer.

Burn the sucker out of the sky!
EAT PHOTONS INFIDEL! MAY THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS CONSUME YOU! :mad2:


snail gives a debriefing: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,48825.msg991954.html#msg991954

 

Offline Horus

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
the trick is to take out ya wing men before they can fire on ya

 

Offline akenbosch

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
ahem...

"all untis, terminate the traitor!"

<all wingmen get an AI boost>

"no room for traitors in this unit"

<alpha 1 was destroyed by beta 3>

Burn the sucker out of the sky!
EAT PHOTONS INFIDEL! MAY THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS CONSUME YOU! :mad2:


snail gives a debriefing: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,48825.msg991954.html#msg991954

 

Offline Agent_Koopa

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
Once, I decided to try out the Infyrno. After realizing how totally useless it was, due to my inability to gauge distances, I just decided to fire it head-on at a group of Nahemas. Alpha 2 had the bad luck to fly directly in front of my Herc II.
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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
Thats the way it is in every game.  Even if you have human teammates, they're going to be stupid and try to "shoot" the enemy through you.

I sure earned it, didn't I?  :P

 

Offline jr2

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
I was playing a mission from a mod in a nebula once (where you are escorting a capship through a nebula and the Shivans keep attacking), and a dumb Vasudan got in my peripheral vision, and between the nebula and explosions, I mistook him for a Shivan.  1.5 seconds later, he exploded right before I got the "Hold your fire" message.  I though he died a bit too easily.  :p  (I have a nasty habit of not targeting fighters that drift in front of me while I'm shooting at another one.)

 
Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
Gotta love when I'm trying to chase down a bomber and I get hit by a stray beam..

Beams really irk me :(

Unrelated, but since this seems to be a rant thread, Playing Raider Wars.. 1 Fracking missile disabled me!
Was trying to finish off a frigate, had a fighter behind me, thinking I can survive for a few moments of being fired on,

Bam!

100% Hull drops to 50%(ish) which is understandable, but I lost Weapons and Engines in one freaking shot!

Wish my missles were that damn effective

 :hopping:

 

Offline karajorma

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
They can be. I've disabled quite a few Nials before shooting them down. :)
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Offline jr2

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
Sometimes I load Disruptor cannons along with another weapon, even when I don't have to disable anything...  ;7

 

Offline Snail

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Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
Sometimes I load Disruptor cannons along with another weapon, even when I don't have to disable anything...  ;7

I was playing a particularly boring mission which had turned into an ever-lasting one. I got bored and started disabling all the fighters with Akhetons, then Invulnerabl'ing them so that they didn't self-destruct later. I disabled around 20 fighters and bombers, IIRC. Pretty good, huh? :D

  
Re: MY WINGMEN ARE USELESS DRUNKS!!!!
Gotta love when I'm trying to chase down a bomber and I get hit by a stray beam..

You know what's really cool? chasing a mara and see that one get hit by a stray beam (100 M in front of you)! (unscripted DIVE! moment)

and most of the time, its not the wingmen, its their commander...