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Offline karajorma

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No ground crew is safe!
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jqjv9tG_oPIZ0XIg4KrAdt3iFE9w

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It might harm their reputation, but Israel's air force is considering giving its combat pilots Viagra to improve their performance -- in the air.

A recent study conducted by Israeli doctors among mountain climbers in Africa found a link between erectile dysfunction drugs and improved performance in high altitudes, the mass-selling Yediot Aharonot reported on Thursday.

The active ingredient in the drugs was found to make climbers perform better in an environment with less oxygen, which causes fatigue and dizziness. This has led army doctors to consider giving jet fighter pilots -- who can fly at altitudes of up to 50,000 feet (15,000 metres) -- the same drug, the report said.

"The Viagra family of drugs is considered effective in these conditions because when there is a long shortage in oxygen it leads to high blood pressure in the lungs, and the drugs help fight that," the report quoted military medical sources as saying.

It may sound like a good idea but what happens if someone then hits the airfield with the gay bomb?
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
disaster? :lol:
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Offline BlackDove

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
So now with all the gay innuendo, they'll all be sporting major hard ons.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
now their gonna need to widen a pant leg on the gsuits
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
Well, crap, I'm aircrew. When do I get my high-altitude enhancers?
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Offline karajorma

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
See! Top Gun wasn't wrong. It was just ahead of it's time. :p
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Re: No ground crew is safe!
I guess they will be able to stay up longer....
Fat people are harder to kidnap :ha:

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
Female pilots are gonna have a hard time now :lol:
« Last Edit: February 16, 2008, 12:48:06 pm by TrashMan »
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
(INSERT PENIS JOKE HERE)
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
If they're giving blueies to pilots now what the heck will nasa and the gta use in the future? (Zods don't need anything :p)
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
The Vasudans have Ms Vasuda Prime and her pheropods to keep them going :p
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
That seems like it would get painful after awhile...I suppose they'll have to redesign the uniforms with bulging crotch sections.
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
Wasn't that how they caught Saddam? They sprayed the fields with Viagra and thelittle prick stood up!  :lol:
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: No ground crew is safe!
Lolz i've never heard that one. 
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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