[karajorma]

Or at least quash the conviction.

Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.

Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.

The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.

    “I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.

Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/03/04/court-finds-model-innocent-based-on-breast-size/

[Shade]

I'm sure they only reached that decision after a very thorough examination of the, erm, evidence.

[Colonol Dekker]

I wish i was on that jury.

[jdjtcagle]

Now that is funny

[Mobius]

Damn funny

[Nuclear1]

I wish i was on that jury.

[MP-Ryan]

I wish i was on that jury.

Only if each juror got to personally examine the evidence.

[Colonol Dekker]

Why do you think i said what i said

[TrashMan]

I wish i was on that jury.

Meh..I don't. 38 is too old for my tastes and I don't like Big'uns

[Colonol Dekker]

How old are you?<idle curiousity> different women have different prime ages in my view. Some are are only hot in late teens/early 20's, others are only fit for MILFdom.

[Woolie Wool]

Or at least quash the conviction.

Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.

Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.

The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.

    “I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.

Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/03/04/court-finds-model-innocent-based-on-breast-size/

It should be "If the tits don't fit, you must acquit. Makes it a triple rhyme.