[karajorma]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/7253002.stm

A restaurant owner has apologised after diners had their very own F word experience - without Gordon Ramsay. Ten friends found the abusive and sexually-explicit message on their bill at Joe Delucci's Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire.

Diner Clare Watkin said she thought it was written after they complained about poor service. The party from Walsall had gone to the restaurant on Friday. Owner Nigel Langsdon has begun an investigation. Ms Watkin said: "I couldn't believe it. The bill read 'fish cakes', which one of us had for a starter, and it was written right above it - absolutely disgusting language.

More of the story and a picture of the offending bill at the link. 

I particularly laughed at this bit

Joe Delucci's owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff and he did not know how it ended up as an item on the receipt.

So it's professional behaviour to tell customers to suck your dick as long as they don't get it in writing?

[achtung]

I wish I got receipts like that.

[jdjtcagle]

dang teenagers...

[colecampbell666]

LOL.

[Rictor]

And here I was thinking that you Brits cursed with style and eloquence as befits your Victorian heritage.

Bloody twatting sod-boggers!(?)

[Janos]

hahaha thats a good bill

[BlackDove]

Costs nothing to suck the dick, ****face.

[karajorma]

Costs nothing to suck the dick, ****face.

Go to the red light district and see how far that line gets you.

[Colonol Dekker]

Real men use real women. Red light districts are for stag parties and (remembers amsterdam) i'm gonna shut up.

[colecampbell666]

Real men use real women. Red light districts are for stag parties and (remembers amsterdam) i'm gonna shut up.

Amsterdam (most of the city) IS a red light district.

[Colonol Dekker]

Yeah i know lol. Read through about a dozen of my previous posts back. Lol you'll see why mid-type recall made me shut my e-trap lol.

[colecampbell666]

Yeah i know lol. Read through about a dozen of my previous posts back. Lol you'll see why mid-type recall made me shut my e-trap lol.

That's what I'm getting at.

[Colonol Dekker]

I think i've derailed the prior discussion. Please continue. *scrubs and remembers*