[karajorma]

The story goes like this, Woman comes home, finds Girls Gone Wild videos in her mailbox. Confronts husband. Husband denies having anything to do with it. Husband then uses position as CBS reporter to publish a damning expose on the dodgy practices of certain porn companies.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/05/07/inside-edition-reporter-creates-the-most-elaborate-denial-of-late-night-porn-ordering-ever/

Well he seems to have managed to get his wife to buy it but the rest of us are thinking - If the DVDs have mistakenly been sent to your house why do they apparently have your credit card number? Cause the rest of us would have laughed at the fact that the company had made a stupid mix up and just said "FREE PORN!!!!"

[colecampbell666]

Dumb *****.

[Polpolion]

Dumb *****.

What an ironic statement.

[Mefustae]

What an ironic statement.

That's what she said.

[Zoltan]

I can see not wanting your wife to know about your porn (because that is kind of awkward), but if either this guy or his wife aren't mature enough to handle something as common as a guy having porn without making a scene, I cannot fathom how they deal with issues that are actually serious.

[BlueFlames]

Pardon an anecdote....

While I was out of my apartment a couple months back, one of my flatmates took a couple of CDs I had sitting out and hid them.  I found them pretty easily and put them back where they belonged.  When tweedle-dumbass got back to the apartment, he pulled the whole, "Where are those CDs?" routine.  I told him they were exactly where they belonged, showed them they were in their proper place, and insisted they were there the entire time.  I didn't have to repeat that story too many times, before he started to believe it.  Point is, people are idiots, and will believe a wide range of utterly absurd lies, provided you are willing to commit to and remain consistant with your story.

Idiot-wife, in this case, is (1) predisposed to believing her husband and (2) has been listening to the lie for at least a couple months.  (Of course, she's still an idiot, but not as epic an idiot.)

[karajorma]

I can see not wanting your wife to know about your porn (because that is kind of awkward), but if either this guy or his wife aren't mature enough to handle something as common as a guy having porn without making a scene, I cannot fathom how they deal with issues that are actually serious.

To be fair to her someone who would come up with something as Byzantine as making a news report about the DVDs may simply have not ever given her the chance to say what her reaction would be. He probably went into full denial mode the second that she mentioned them and he probably never even jokingly asked her if she fancied watching it with him now that they had it.

[Hazaanko]

Pardon an anecdote....

While I was out of my apartment a couple months back, one of my flatmates took a couple of CDs I had sitting out and hid them.  I found them pretty easily and put them back where they belonged.  When tweedle-dumbass got back to the apartment, he pulled the whole, "Where are those CDs?" routine.  I told him they were exactly where they belonged, showed them they were in their proper place, and insisted they were there the entire time.  I didn't have to repeat that story too many times, before he started to believe it.  Point is, people are idiots, and will believe a wide range of utterly absurd lies, provided you are willing to commit to and remain consistant with your story.

Idiot-wife, in this case, is (1) predisposed to believing her husband and (2) has been listening to the lie for at least a couple months.  (Of course, she's still an idiot, but not as epic an idiot.)

Nail right on the head.  Repeat a myth/lie/distortion long enough no matter how absurd, and it slowly becomes "common knowledge."  ESPECIALLY if the audience is predisposed for whatever reason to beleive.

Funny story btw. lol

[IPAndrews]

I feel sorry for the husband. If his wife is such a frigid cow that she feels the need to go ballistic over a bit of porn she's going to be a whole barrel of fun in the bedroom. 

[achtung]

I feel sorry for people who get all anal (no pun intended) about porn in general.

[Mefustae]

I feel sorry for people who get all anal (no pun intended) about porn in general.

If God were a city planner, He would not put a playground next to a sewer!

[karajorma]

I feel sorry for the husband. If his wife is such a frigid cow that she feels the need to go ballistic over a bit of porn she's going to be a whole barrel of fun in the bedroom. 

He picked her.

He should have simply said when they were planning the wedding that as well as his sofa and end table his copies of clam lappers 1 through 24 were also moving into the new marital home.

[Colonol Dekker]

Is that a real series :Jaw: ?
I would use the classic: "its cathartic and keeps me from playing the field" line.

[Wobble73]

 

"Clam Lappers" That's a good one, last one I heard was Lettuce Lickers! 

[Mefustae]

He should have simply said when they were planning the wedding that as well as his sofa and end table his copies of clam lappers 1 through 24 were also moving into the new marital home.

Hey, at least she didn't find his stash of Rear Entry volumes 1 through 40.

[NGTM-1R]

If God were a city planner, He would not put a playground next to a sewer!

God was a civil engineer. People have argued for electrial based on the nervous system and mechanical based on the joints and the stresses the human body is designed to withstand.  But only a civil engineer would put a waste disposal pipeline through a great recreational area.

[karajorma]

He should have simply said when they were planning the wedding that as well as his sofa and end table his copies of clam lappers 1 through 24 were also moving into the new marital home.

Hey, at least she didn't find his stash of Rear Entry volumes 1 through 40.

If I'd bet money on who'd get the reference I'd have put it on you.

[Colonol Dekker]

Ahh bless you,ya big teddy bear you Karajormas a sweety really