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Offline Nuke

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In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
on: May 17, 2008, 01:33:12 pm
i just got my stimulus package, im gonna spend half of it on computer parts, and the other half on tools. what are you gonna spend yours on?
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 01:34:45 pm
I'm buying 300 cups of coffee, with my Tricky Dick Funbill, starting now!
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Offline phreak

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #2 on: May 17, 2008, 02:11:43 pm
The rights to rick roll
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Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #3 on: May 17, 2008, 02:40:05 pm
"Stimulus package."  You do realize that this is Bush's last ditch attempt to delay economic disaster until November, right?

Buy stock in gold or buy into another currency (the Euro would be a good choice right about now) and save it.  That said, just putting it in the bank to save it would also be a pretty pointless endeavour given how high interest rates and inflation are predicted to go.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #4 on: May 17, 2008, 02:55:00 pm
Damn you. I'm poor, need money.

Srsly, whenever you have extra dough, just buy platinum. You can't go wrong with platinum.
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14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
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Offline Roanoke

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #5 on: May 17, 2008, 03:32:08 pm
what's a "stimulus package" ? sounds like a euphemism for porno
 

Offline vyper

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #6 on: May 17, 2008, 05:26:32 pm
Economics: Nursery School Style.
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Offline Bob-san

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #7 on: May 17, 2008, 06:28:15 pm
Much like releasing oil from the federal reserve--a drop in the bucket of free-market economics. Aah--politics at work!
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #8 on: May 17, 2008, 06:29:22 pm
Don't have a job lulz
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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In Soviet Russia, Taxes Pay YOU!!
Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 05:01:29 am
Quote from: Ford Prefect on May 17, 2008, 06:29:22 pm
Don't have a job lulz

I don't even live in America.
My blog

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Offline IPAndrews

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #10 on: May 20, 2008, 05:29:59 am
Go to America and you can get stimulated.
Be warned: This site's admins stole 100s of hours of my work. They will do it to you.
 

Offline Galemp

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #11 on: May 20, 2008, 06:00:28 am
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #12 on: May 20, 2008, 06:02:02 am
Quote from: IPAndrews on May 20, 2008, 05:29:59 am
Go to America and you can get stimulated.
San Fernando Valley, perhaps?
 

Offline Hazaanko

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #13 on: May 20, 2008, 06:23:59 am
It was actually the Democrats' idea   :lol:

I'm doing 'the wrong thing' and saving it.
  

Offline Kosh

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Re: In Bush Occupied America, The Taxes Pay You!
Reply #14 on: May 20, 2008, 09:26:04 am
Quote from: Hazaanko on May 20, 2008, 06:23:59 am
It was actually the Democrats' idea   :lol:

I'm doing 'the wrong thing' and saving it.


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