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Offline jdjtcagle

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http://www.1010wins.com/N-J--School-Locked-Down-for-Ninja-Sighting/2481106

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Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

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AHA! :lol:
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Oh my god - it's bigfoot - no, wait, it's a rabbit
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I suppose it does make sense in a way, if a kid reported seeing a man dressed all in black and carrying a sword wandering around near a school, I'd be concerned too, but the ways it's been reported cracks me up :)

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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He only wants you to think he's not a ninja. :P
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Is this a joke?
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Awesome :D

The fact that there actually was a "ninja" means that the kids probably would have been properly freaked out. Brilliant.
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Re: Ninja's attacks school! ...almost
Awesome :D

The fact that there actually was a "ninja" means that the kids probably would have been properly freaked out. Brilliant.


         If the kids saw him he obviously wasn't a Ninja.

 

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Awesome :D

The fact that there actually was a "ninja" means that the kids probably would have been properly freaked out. Brilliant.

The kids would probably go, "Cool, a ninja!" Then again ...

If the kids saw him he obviously wasn't a Ninja.
... that is so damn true.
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Re: Ninja's attacks school! ...almost
Awesome :D

The fact that there actually was a "ninja" means that the kids probably would have been properly freaked out. Brilliant.

The kids would probably go, "Cool, a ninja!" Then again ...

If the kids saw him he obviously wasn't a Ninja.
... that is so damn true.

Mabye he was just a sumurai?

 

Offline admiral_wolf

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Wonder what would happen if I parked the Galatea in the school field...
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Offline Mars

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That's a big school field.

 

Offline admiral_wolf

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Galatea is only 2.1 km long, (or around 1.4 miles if you prefer).  Sure I could get in the grounds of my old school!
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Go ahead. Go park the Galatea. Call us when you're done.

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Of course! But can they go to space again afterwards? :drevil:
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Offline Falcon

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:lol: Ha... this reminds me of that The Onion video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM




  

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Now that's a real ninja parade. You don't see them at all.
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