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Offline chief1983

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
If you're worried about EMP, I hope you store the DVD archive in a firesafe too.
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Nuclear1:  Jesus Christ zack you're a little too hamyurger for HLP right now...
iamzack:  i dont have hamynerge i just want ptatoc hips D:
redsniper:  Platonic hips?!
iamzack:  lays

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
To be extra sure, write down all the important data on a paper in binary. And possibly laminate the paper after that.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline chief1983

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
What?  Compressed HEX.  Takes up much less paper.
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Nuclear1:  Jesus Christ zack you're a little too hamyurger for HLP right now...
iamzack:  i dont have hamynerge i just want ptatoc hips D:
redsniper:  Platonic hips?!
iamzack:  lays

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
In other words, a girlier solution than the binary one.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
I have a long time maintained a view that stone tables with ones and zeros are the way to store data.

Everything else should be considered a TEMP folder.
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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
I have a long time maintained a view that stone tables with ones and zeros are the way to store data.

Everything else should be considered a TEMP folder.

Stone? Bah, not durable enough.

Diamond-coated iridium (iridium is the king of durability) FTW.
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Offline LordMelvin

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
iridium's good, but still not enough. Something along the lines of neutronium would be better, to my mind.
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Offline Galemp

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
No no no, what you want to do is create your own pocket universe with your information stored in the nature of its quantum values, so you can extrapolate your data from its physical constants. You could manipulate the value of pi to be the binary for the Freespace 2 ISO, for example.
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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
No no no, what you want to do is create your own pocket universe with your information stored in the nature of its quantum values, so you can extrapolate your data from its physical constants. You could manipulate the value of pi to be the binary for the Freespace 2 ISO, for example.

Chinese school children trained to memorize binary code?
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Offline Snail

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
No no no, what you want to do is create your own pocket universe with your information stored in the nature of its quantum values, so you can extrapolate your data from its physical constants. You could manipulate the value of pi to be the binary for the Freespace 2 ISO, for example.
Sounds sexy.

 

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
quantum computers 4tw.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
Computers are dead sexy.

 

Offline LordMelvin

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
No no no, what you want to do is create your own pocket universe with your information stored in the nature of its quantum values, so you can extrapolate your data from its physical constants. You could manipulate the value of pi to be the binary for the Freespace 2 ISO, for example.

Hypothesis: Someone already did, this universe is the result.

Test: Run pi as an executable function.

Anyone up for it? I don't have the computing power...
Error: ls.rnd.sig.txt not found

 

Offline Topgun

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
pi is an irrational number, you can't run it on a pc, maybe on a quantum computer tho.

 

Offline LordMelvin

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
Dang! Now that's good content protection.
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Offline MR_T3D

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
be a pity if he forgot the password, or the key to the box for the pocket universe, or someone stole his universe

 

Offline LordMelvin

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
Password, password, password, I know I left it under one of these galaxies somewhere...

Y'know, that'd explain a lot...
Error: ls.rnd.sig.txt not found

 

Offline Turey

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
Password, password, password, I know I left it under one of these galaxies somewhere...

Y'know, that'd explain a lot...

God forgot the root password to the universe around 50 A.D.?
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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
Ya just what happens when there's a blackout?
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Offline LordMelvin

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Re: Bad News: I'm out of commission for a bit
It's a self-contained storage unit, with an onboard UPS rated for approximately 1.7 epochs. Power outages just disrupt the trans-multiversal I/O subsystems. That's where Dark Matter comes from.

No offense, but don't you people know anything? Geez, this is basic stuff, here.
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