[azile0]

This is how you succeed.


Fly a Valkyrie
Blow up an Apollo
Nip, Tuck, Duck, and weave around a swarm of Hornets
Deploy countermeasures
FIRE YOUR LAZERS
Collapse a jump node
In the process of #6, save Earth, by destroying a large, evil planet-buster that's covered in glowy red stuff
Ram an Orion, until either you or it explodes
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS, PILOT!
???
Profit!

[Flipside]

Ram an Orion, until either you or it explodes

This is what wingmen are for, you always thought 'Suicide Kings' was just a catchy name...

[Hellstryker]

???

  Do we want to know what process goes there?

[Al Tarket]

i always though of the commander in charge of the suicide king was full of himself.

azile0 i have done all the above in one day. anything else? like doing tricks on a motorbike in gta:sa in red neck county?

[azile0]

  Do we want to know what process goes there?

Flipside suggests people who 'know' check out Encylopedia Dramatica. Those that are happily ignorant can then not have to resist clicking a link

[link is pining for the Fjords]. Then again, it's Encylopedia Dramatica.

[Herra Tohtori]

I would advice you to remove the link to ED before a mod/admin walks by and notices it...

The reason for this is that ED is pretty much considered explicit and disturbing as a whole, as you said, and thus linking to it is... frowned upon at the very least.

[achtung]

ED is awesome and you all should be ashamed of yourselves for having such weak stomachs/minds/genitals.

[redsniper]

ED actually contains a lot of truth, you just have to know how to read it.

[colecampbell666]

Actually, remove the link, I/chief/someone else almost got Goobified for linking to ED.