[Scotty]

"Rocks have feelings, consciousness, and the capacity to be self-aware; however they can't tell us". Very tricky to prove that statement wrong (as a logical statement, not a scientific one).

With rocks not having a single neuron, I'd find it hard to prove they do have feelings, consciousness, and the capacity to be self-aware.

Oh well. I must not listen to scientists so much, I heard they are members of the conspiracy...

You don't necessarily need neurons to have feelings, that's just what they want you to think.

*facepalm*  I just lost some IQ points reading this.

[blackhole]

As the XKCD comic pointed out, conspiracy theories are borne of the innate human logical fallacy of correlation implying causality.