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Offline Nuclear1

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on: July 29, 2003, 03:22:14 pm


The Dutch air force.
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Offline Rampage

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Reply #1 on: July 29, 2003, 03:31:47 pm
:wtf:
 

Offline TheCelestialOne

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Reply #2 on: July 29, 2003, 03:35:15 pm
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Dutch? Why in the blue hell Dutch?
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Offline an0n

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Reply #3 on: July 29, 2003, 03:38:07 pm
Because Canada use beavers.
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Offline DragonClaw

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Reply #4 on: July 29, 2003, 03:40:41 pm
I'm afraid dutch would launch windmills, not pigs, pigs though... hmm, Arabian?
 

Offline TheCelestialOne

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Reply #5 on: July 29, 2003, 03:48:24 pm
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Originally posted by DragonClaw
I'm afraid dutch would launch windmills, not pigs, pigs though... hmm, Arabian?

We'd launch bags of weed on your ass! And when you are all stoned we'd take over your lands and use you as slaves!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! :devil: :drevil:
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #6 on: July 29, 2003, 04:16:55 pm
Beavers aren't very aerodynamic smartass. Try getting your information from a reliable source.

The Canadian Airforce uses geese, or as we like to call them "loons", as their missle of choice. As for bombs, we mostly rely on [l]mad[/l] cows, due to their weight and overall menancing nature.

Additionally, to keep out forces secure from those warlike Dutch, Canada has recently aquired top of the line anti-flyingpig technology, and are planning to introduce advanced anti-flyingsheep technology in 2005.
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Who am I kidding, Canada has no Airforce:D :D
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #7 on: July 29, 2003, 04:30:31 pm
What if a soldier jumped off a tall building? Would that count?
 

Offline Darkage

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Reply #8 on: July 29, 2003, 04:42:38 pm
hmm...wouldn't the pig that gets launched rip off the wing, as the other two pigs are haning on the pylon with straps and the aft legs can't go trough it:D
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Offline beatspete

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Reply #9 on: July 29, 2003, 04:46:07 pm
what if the strap cuts at the bottom, so the pig can drop out and ignite?


....shouldnt it be the Danish airforce - ie "Danish bacon"?

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Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #10 on: July 29, 2003, 05:04:29 pm
No. Danish refers to Denmark.
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #11 on: July 29, 2003, 08:59:52 pm
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Originally posted by Darkage
aft legs

Now there's a phrase
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #12 on: July 29, 2003, 10:48:29 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer

Now there's a phrase


LMAO!

:lol:
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Darkage

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Reply #13 on: July 30, 2003, 03:48:54 am
I didn't came up wirh the right word.:)
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