[HotSnoJ]

Attn: IRS

Enclosed is my 1998 tax return & payment.

Please take note of the attached article from USA Today
newspaper.  In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is
paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six
hammers (value $1029).  This brings my total payment to
$3429.00.  Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it
to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5
inch screw." (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5
inch phillips head screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
A satisfied taxpayer

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Julia]

A lot of my jokes are funny when I tell myself them too...

[HotSnoJ]

I didn't make this up. I got it from a joke email thing called GCFL (Good, Clean Funnies List)

[Styxx]

Lol! Nice way to pay your taxes!

[an0n]

Pfff. Anything good and clean is rarely funny......unless it involves mormons or the Amish.

[Corsair]

Originally posted by Styxx
Lol! Nice way to pay your taxes!

[ZylonBane]

Never trust the sense of humor of anyone who multi-LOLs.

[Stryke 9]

Is that blue bit a... laugh track???


Hilarious. In the same sense as an orphan-child beggar outside of an animal rescue shelter with his shoes on fire, walking on an oil-soaked DC pavement on one of those days where the sewers backed up (that's Mondays, Wednesdays through Saturdays, and alternate Sundays, BTW) and there's flammable, evil-smelling gas floating through the air.

[Stunaep]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Is that blue bit a... laugh track???


Hilarious. In the same sense as an orphan-child beggar outside of an animal rescue shelter with his shoes on fire, walking on an oil-soaked DC pavement on one of those days where the sewers backed up (that's Mondays, Wednesdays through Saturdays, and alternate Sundays, BTW) and there's flammable, evil-smelling gas floating through the air.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I think that says it all.