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Offline TrashMan

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OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
on: April 01, 2010, 11:25:36 am
Not funny. :no:

Stop it.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline Turambar

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 11:32:42 am
eat a dick, trashman
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D
 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 11:36:37 am
Bite your own, Tura.

 :P
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

-Nuke
 

Offline Wolfy

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 11:46:32 am
*sits in the corner watching*
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 11:57:41 am
Blargh.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Deka1184

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 12:15:23 pm
derp  :eek:
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 12:19:31 pm


GET OUT TRASHMAN. ONE OF THEM HAS FOUND YOU. THE DEATH KNIGHT RIDES ONCE MORE, UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS LASHING FROM HIS FINGERTIPS LIKE SO MANY DECAPITATED BABIES. RUN! RUUUNNNN!
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 12:37:46 pm
FACT:

My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 12:46:07 pm
Quote from: Unknown Target on April 01, 2010, 12:19:31 pm


GET OUT TRASHMAN. ONE OF THEM HAS FOUND YOU. THE DEATH KNIGHT RIDES ONCE MORE, UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS LASHING FROM HIS FINGERTIPS LIKE SO MANY DECAPITATED BABIES. RUN! RUUUNNNN!

Wouldn't "LASHING FROM HIS flippers" be more accurate?  Plus adding something about using its tusks as arcane tesla coils would not be remiss.
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 12:57:32 pm
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 01:01:19 pm by Flipside »
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 02:01:23 pm
I would say that is off topic, but I have no idea what the topic is and I don't think anyone else does either.

So, uh...

The thread is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Thaeris

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 02:06:11 pm
Nuke-lear annihilation imminent.

 :nod:
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

-Nuke
 

Offline Snail

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 02:33:56 pm
Snails are gastropods.
 

Offline TESLA

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 03:57:29 pm
I want cake!!
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced
to talk to God.

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
 

Offline Angelus

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 04:03:53 pm
I eated a Pizza Calabrese Salame with Onions and Pecorino cheese, it was delicious.
 

Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #15 on: April 01, 2010, 04:29:00 pm
Quote from: TESLA on April 01, 2010, 03:57:29 pm
I want cake!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #16 on: April 01, 2010, 10:00:01 pm
YESSSSSSSSS THE /B/ IFICATION OF HLP IS COMPLETE
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
  

Offline Angelus

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Re: OH MY GOD! STUPID APRIL FOOLS THREADS!
Reply #17 on: April 01, 2010, 10:07:20 pm
I once read something in a thread.
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