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Offline Kosh

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Hell has frozen over
on: June 27, 2010, 07:41:38 pm
Uwe Boll managed to make a decent movie


edited to fix a spelling mistake. :P



« Last Edit: June 28, 2010, 11:52:53 pm by Kosh »
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline BloodEagle

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #1 on: June 27, 2010, 10:26:58 pm
I don't believe you.
 

Offline Angelus

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #2 on: June 28, 2010, 08:45:12 am
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #3 on: June 28, 2010, 09:42:07 am
Lies slander and calumny
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Offline Galemp

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #4 on: June 28, 2010, 01:32:29 pm
It doesn't have a single review on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Offline Kosh

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #5 on: June 28, 2010, 01:40:07 pm
Because it was an independent release, those seldom get lots of reviews from the big critics.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Ransom

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 02:35:32 pm
Rotten Tomatoes compiles reviews from all professional critics, not just 'big' ones.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #7 on: June 28, 2010, 03:39:01 pm
So wait...it's a movie about descent, or just a movie?

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Guess it's the second one...
Fun while it lasted.

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Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #8 on: June 28, 2010, 04:35:41 pm
Uwe Bol cannot make anything resembling a good movie.  Hell is still boiling hot I'm afraid.
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Offline cloneof

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #9 on: June 28, 2010, 04:45:52 pm
But the hell already froze in 2006...
 

Offline esarai

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 06:15:11 pm
wait what froze hell in 2006?
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<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
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Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #11 on: June 28, 2010, 09:50:57 pm
Change it back to say "decent". Or ... idunno. But you had me scared for a minute there.
  

Offline Kosh

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Re: Hell has frozen over
Reply #12 on: June 28, 2010, 11:53:04 pm
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"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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