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Offline Flipside

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Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
on: December 08, 2010, 05:46:59 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11942814

Nothing need be said, just watch and laugh....
 

Offline T-Man

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 06:05:31 am
*head in hands in disbelief*

I knew most criminals in Britain wern't the brightest tools in the shed but jesus christ... :lol:

(In before "man runs into a bar" gags).
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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 08:58:38 am
I take it that the police identified the guy because he was wearing the same clothes..........and that he was eyebrowless  :lol:
el hombre vicio...
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 08:59:24 am
We matched the DNA on the lamppost to the dent in your face.
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #4 on: December 08, 2010, 10:09:29 am
Lol.  That's all that can be said. 
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

Esarai: hey gaiz, what's a good improvised, final attack for a ship fighting to buy others time to escape to use?
RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
DarthGeek: no don't do that
amki: don't EVER do that
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #5 on: December 08, 2010, 12:52:05 pm
Quote from: T-Man on December 08, 2010, 06:05:31 am
(In before "man runs into a bar" gags).
So a man runs into a lamppost outside a bar... :p
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Gortef

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 02:40:24 am
*bonk* :lol:
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #7 on: December 09, 2010, 03:14:13 am
That bar doesn't serve molotov COCKTAILS.   ;7


(shutup, i'm tired)
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Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #8 on: December 09, 2010, 07:52:41 am
Quote from: Klaustrophobia on December 09, 2010, 03:14:13 am
That bar doesn't serve molotov COCKTAILS.   ;7


(shutup, i'm tired)

wat
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #9 on: December 09, 2010, 10:40:46 am
petrol bomb = molotov cocktail.  cocktail, bar drink.... 

oh forget it.  :doubt:
I like to stare at the sun.
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #10 on: December 09, 2010, 09:05:16 pm
Ouch...that's just painful to watch.

*puts on repeat*
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #11 on: December 09, 2010, 10:15:26 pm
Somebody please. Please. PLEASE set that video to the Benny Hill music :D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #12 on: December 09, 2010, 11:10:54 pm
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 03:54:59 am
:lol:
  

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: Benny Hill School of Petrol-Bombing....
Reply #14 on: December 10, 2010, 05:21:41 am
One man's amusement comes from another's... stupidity? Idiocy? Lack of a brain?
There are no words to describe this.
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